Entertainment & Music - 1 September 2006

Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party.
After several drinks, one of the men had to use the restroom.
Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy He started working at
a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics
and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder
and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his
best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride
and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to
become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company where he owns
the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a
brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best
universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something
very niceand expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square
foot mansion."The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for
thesuccesses of our sons. .What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as
a Stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame ...
what a disappointment."The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love
him.And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago,
and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and
a top of the line Mercedes from his 3 boyfriends!"

2006-09-01 11:34:55 · 26 answers · asked by Claire U.K 3 in Jokes & Riddles

If you had a genie (think "I Dream Of Genie"), what would you wish for?

THINK! Think about your life as it now, and the fact that anything very odd might cause more difficulty than aid. (If you wish for a Ferrari, I sure hope you can spell 'audit' and 'white collar crime')

Try to answer in a way that would keep you safe, while still letting you benefit.

2006-09-01 11:34:53 · 16 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 11:34:41 · 8 answers · asked by spoof ♫♪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Did you forget to lower the blinds?
Have you spotted someone else?

2006-09-01 11:34:05 · 23 answers · asked by True Rocker 2 in Polls & Surveys

> WHITE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
> BLACK FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Call your parents mom and dad.
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was
> wrong.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we ******
> up...but that **** was fun!"
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Cry with you.
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Keep your **** so long they forget it's yours.
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds *** that left you.
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Are for life.
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had
> enough.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
> "*****, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Will knock them the **** out!!
>
> WHITE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
> BLACK FRIENDS: Will send this on to thier other BLACK friends.!
>

2006-09-01 11:33:27 · 5 answers · asked by Naa-Naa 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-01 11:33:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

who can be most creative???

2006-09-01 11:32:29 · 20 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Polls & Surveys

How would you react to seeing your husband or boyfriend start crying while reading a love note that he wrote to you?

2006-09-01 11:32:26 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

first one gets ten points

2006-09-01 11:32:19 · 3 answers · asked by meme 1 in Movies

2006-09-01 11:32:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

........ u make your choices..
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.

2006-09-01 11:31:54 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Which is the better band?

2006-09-01 11:31:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And what is your dream car?

2006-09-01 11:30:52 · 22 answers · asked by vdubbchick 4 in Polls & Surveys

I HAVE NO IDEA how to spell his name but i hate him so much!!!!

2006-09-01 11:30:43 · 13 answers · asked by colie 2 in Music

I feel we should get this out in the open...

2006-09-01 11:30:39 · 22 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

What kind would I get?

2006-09-01 11:30:23 · 12 answers · asked by John Blix 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-09-01 11:29:57 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I don't see anywhere on the apple and ipod sites where you can download songs onto them, and i see that some that have 4 GB of memory on them are selling on ebay for $15 dollars? Is this deal too good to be true?

2006-09-01 11:29:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-01 11:29:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 11:29:08 · 14 answers · asked by john e 1 in Celebrities

k so if any one knows all the words to "can you feel the love tonight" by elton jhon can you tell them to me?? its also in the lion king

2006-09-01 11:28:59 · 7 answers · asked by shortie 1 in Music

Or do you not care to answer this question?

2006-09-01 11:28:24 · 17 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 11:27:54 · 8 answers · asked by monica 2 in Celebrities

were having a school dance and i wanna learn some dance moves its next saturday

2006-09-01 11:27:51 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

HELP!!!! I MUST SEE THOSE EPISODES!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-09-01 11:27:21 · 4 answers · asked by Larry 4 in Television

What comes to your mind when you hear those words? ( they dont have to pertain to the same thing)

2006-09-01 11:26:51 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who said this line (name was removed) and who did he say it to?

Tell me the movie as well for tiebreaker purposes. Heck, if there is a tie off of that, the first person to answer the question, name the movie, and four actors from it, wins.

2006-09-01 11:26:46 · 25 answers · asked by But why is the rum always gone? 6 in Movies

Seriously, give me a song where the only thing they ain't talking about is grinding each other....the lyrics have no meaning and the "rappers" don't really have any talent, hell I could get up their and rap. And if you are thinking that I'm some old woman complaining about the music these "kids" listen to today you are wrong, I'm only 17.

Anyways, here's real talent and real music:

There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a sign on the wall but she wants to be sure
And you know sometimes words have two meanings
In the tree by the brook there's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a feeling I get when I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving
In my thoughts I have seen rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And it's whispered that soon, if we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason
And a new day will dawn for those who stand long
And the forest will echo with laughter
And it makes me wonder
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May Queen
Yes there are two paths you can go by
but in the long run
There's still time to change the road you're on
Your head is humming and it won't go because you don't know
The piper's calling you to join him
Dear lady can't you hear the wind blow and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind
And as we wind on down the road
Our shadows taller than our souls
There walks a lady we all know
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last
When all are one and one is all
To be a rock and not to roll
Woe oh oh oh oh oh
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
There's a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven
And when she gets there she knows if the stores are closed
With a word she can get what she came for
And she's buying a stairway to heaven, uh uh uh.

2006-09-01 11:25:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-09-01 11:25:32 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-01 11:24:38 · 77 answers · asked by Shaz 5 in Polls & Surveys