when he saw a quadrapalegic laying there with tears in her eyes. He walks up to her and asks what the problem is. She replies "Look at me I've got no arms and no legs, no man wants to hug me. So he says "Aww you poor thing I'll give you a hug," does, and goes on his way. He comes back the next day and she is there again, still crying. He asks what the problem is now. She replies "Look at me I've got no arms and no legs, no man wants to kiss me." He thinks about it and says ok, just this once, leans over and kisses her on the cheek. He waits 3 days, thinking she will be gone and comes back, only to find her laying there again, still crying. "Now what is it???" he asks. "Look at me, I've got no arms and no legs, no man wants to f- me." He looks around, sees that no one is looking, picks her up, throws her in the ocean and says "There, now you're f'd!"
2006-08-24
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