This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not
you are
qualified to be a professional.
There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult.
You just
need to think like a professional.
1.How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
2.How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
3.The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except
one. Which animal does not attend?
4.There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?
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Answers
1.Open the refrigerator put in the giraffe and closes the door. This
question
tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated
way.
2.Open the refrigerator remove the giraffe and put in the elephant
and close
the door. This question tests your foresight.
3.The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if
you are
capable of comprehensive thinking. Okay, if you did not answer the
last three
questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your
qualifications to be a professional.
4.Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the
animal meeting!
This question tests your reasoning ability.
If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true
professional. Wealth and success await you. If you answered three
out of four,
you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you. If you
answered two
out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food
joint. If
you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's
the only way
you will ever make any money. If you answered none correctly,
consider a career
that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as
law or
politics.
2006-08-24 07:50:01 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow...i never would have thought of that...oh well...i guess im disqualified...
2006-08-24 15:40:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woot Woot
you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true
professional. Wealth and success await you. If you answered three
2006-08-24 08:16:28 · answer #2 · answered by Pezdude 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you should have posted the answers the day after the question. but good i guess i am very stupid lol.
2006-08-24 09:20:45 · answer #3 · answered by red sox! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if you didn't try to answer any of them and went straight to the answers?
2006-08-24 08:33:41 · answer #4 · answered by crct2004 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Smart man.
2006-08-24 15:13:30 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋