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Pete Doherty and Kate Moss from the Priory. Reasoned arguments please?

2006-08-23 11:24:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-23 11:24:48 · 12 answers · asked by Beauty2 2 in Other - Entertainment

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
>>the same night.
>>
>>2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
>>
>>3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a
>>garage makes you a car.
>>
>>4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
>>
>>5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
>>before.
>>
>>6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
>>
>>7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
>>
>>8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
>>person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)
>>
>>9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
>>
>>10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
>>
>>11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
>>
>>12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
>>
>>13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
>>
>>14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
>>
>>15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
>>
>>16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
>>
>>17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
>>change places.
>>
>>18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
>>
>>19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
>>before you need it.

>>20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
>>
>>21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
>>when you make it again.
>>
>>22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
>>
>>23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
>>
>>24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
>>world.
>>
>>25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
>>
>>26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has
>>not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
>>"meetings."
>>
>>27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>
>>28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
>>want you to share yours with them.
>>
>>29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
>>
>>30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
>>
>>31. Never lick a steak knife.
>>
>>32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
>>
>>33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
>>reason why we observe daylight savings time.
>>
>>34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
>>that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
>>from her at that moment.
>>
>>35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make
>>a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
>>
>>36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
>>religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,
>>we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
>>
>>37. Your friends love you anyway.
>>
>>38. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember
>>that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built
>>the Titanic.

2006-08-23 11:24:04 · 13 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

name 10 of your fav songs by led zep. not in order really.....thats too hard

2006-08-23 11:23:54 · 8 answers · asked by Jordan T 1 in Music

6

like my hat??

2006-08-23 11:23:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been waiting for quite some time now

2006-08-23 11:23:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Well I wrote it like that to get attention.

The U.S. President is considered one of the most powerful men in the world.

Why would we allow our country to appear weak by bashing our own president???

Sure it may be funny and he may be foolish or worse. I am not into a debate on what he does..we know this...do we have be so ignorant?

By making our leader appear a clown we are going to get our $#% Kicked.

Just in case you have forgotton, Pearl Harbor was a sneek attack----the only way to actually take America down---- theoritically speaking.

So do not think for a moment that we will see it coming. The world looks at what we do and we are making a mockery of ourselves.

2006-08-23 11:23:01 · 9 answers · asked by sweet pea 3 in Celebrities

because im realy bored and i want to meet new peeps so ya... please no perves

2006-08-23 11:22:33 · 1 answers · asked by wpm203 2 in Other - Entertainment

If so please email me Mirandatran@yahoo.com

2006-08-23 11:22:05 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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i want to see dylan sprouses myspace page but i dont have myspace. ive viewed it but its a private profile and i have to be a member and add him to my friends to see it. his user thing is dylan_sprouse101. someone who is a member could u please send it to me by email?im sorry im obseesed but please?

2006-08-23 11:22:05 · 4 answers · asked by heyitspreeti 5 in Celebrities

why can't they put them all???

2006-08-23 11:21:55 · 16 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

finish the lyric

Hey you said you would, like to die some
Hey you said you would love to try some
In the middle of the world on a fishhook
and........

2006-08-23 11:21:36 · 1 answers · asked by Joey W 3 in Music

2006-08-23 11:21:28 · 2 answers · asked by babigurlmina 1 in Music

What goes good with whiskey and beer? and a kinda messy and dirty laundry?

2006-08-23 11:21:28 · 13 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

Something that never fails to make your day a little better and bring a smile to your face

2006-08-23 11:21:26 · 14 answers · asked by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 in Polls & Surveys

On what movie bloopers did one of the charecters start singing " i broke the fan, i broke the fan belt,i broke the fan belt, the dang fan belt broke!"? first one right get best answer.

2006-08-23 11:21:13 · 1 answers · asked by Kacy! 4 in Movies

What famous person do you want as "your own" ?
****Please anwser your questions starting with the phrase- "I want my own...."****

2006-08-23 11:21:07 · 4 answers · asked by justme 4 in Music

http://www.break.com/movies/mexicanlep.html

2006-08-23 11:20:31 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry
the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and
well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it
out completely?"

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in
my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run
home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the
little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father
raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going
to step on it!"

2006-08-23 11:20:18 · 18 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm not. It's less than 20% of my answers.

2006-08-23 11:19:55 · 12 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-23 11:19:39 · 16 answers · asked by star2be1996 2 in Celebrities

Me? Lindsay Lohan, she's such a *****!!! omg..or Mischa Barton, i cant stand her....or maybe tom cruise....

2006-08-23 11:19:30 · 32 answers · asked by Marie 3 in Celebrities

yes you are.yeah you heard me! and before i get all you sad people replying with insults that dont make sense or you all swearing i said most of you. about 99% and im in the 1% of normal people.and your all the 99%

2006-08-23 11:19:18 · 52 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-23 11:18:12 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-08-23 11:18:11 · 14 answers · asked by Angelus Deville 1 in Television

Italy?
China?
US?
Mexico?
Greece?

2006-08-23 11:17:52 · 14 answers · asked by BloodyHell 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-23 11:17:38 · 5 answers · asked by Lee 2 in Music

I just started reading this book,because alot of people are telling me its the best book ever.But whats the first chapter about.It's confusing.Like a billion names being thrown at you.I'm only like on page 11 lol.

2006-08-23 11:17:20 · 17 answers · asked by rawruhh 4 in Other - Entertainment

Can someboby please provide me with the Beyonce's "ring me alarm" lyrics, cos it sounds like she beef rihanna with that music video.

2006-08-23 11:17:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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