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THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!!

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry
the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and
well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

"That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it
out completely?"

"Yes," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in
my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run
home if I get scared of the dark."

"How about transportation?" the father asked.

"I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the
little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father
raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're
married, you're liable to have babies, you know."

"We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied.
"We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going
to step on it!"

2006-08-23 11:20:18 · 18 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

little monster, but cute!!!

2006-08-29 10:17:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's so sweet. ha ha. Not sure if I like the very end, but children are Innocent so he does not understand. I like it.

2006-08-29 11:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by butterfly 5 · 0 0

I read this one last night. That six year old is a typical six year old.

2006-08-23 18:26:40 · answer #3 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0 0

Sounds like my nephew!

2006-08-29 15:23:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

that's so cute!! hahaha, step on the eggs.

but why is this in questions?

2006-08-23 18:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by Lindsay L 2 · 0 0

that's cute! Good one!

2006-08-23 18:23:29 · answer #6 · answered by Passionate 5 · 0 0

hahaha

2006-08-23 18:23:56 · answer #7 · answered by Swift Angel 2 · 0 0

too cute

2006-08-27 17:43:27 · answer #8 · answered by SpittinThaReal 3 · 0 0

LOL. LOL. That's a good one!

2006-08-24 12:42:07 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

thst'd hilarious and adorable...but horrible

2006-08-23 18:30:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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