Rules To Consider !!!!!?

Question

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on
>>the same night.
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>>2. Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
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>>3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a
>>garage makes you a car.
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>>4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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>>5. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried
>>before.
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>>6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.
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>>7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
>>
>>8. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice
>>person. (This is very important. Pay attention! It never fails.)
>>
>>9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
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>>10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
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>>11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.
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>>12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
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>>13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
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>>14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
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>>15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
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>>16. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
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>>17. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist
>>change places.
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>>18. Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
>>
>>19. Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away three weeks
>>before you need it.

>>20. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
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>>21. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake
>>when you make it again.
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>>22. By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
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>>23. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
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>>24. Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real
>>world.
>>
>>25. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat.
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>>26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the reason why the human race has
>>not achieved, & never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be
>>"meetings."
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>>27. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
>>
>>28. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never
>>want you to share yours with them.
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>>29. You should not confuse your career with your life.
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>>30. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
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>>31. Never lick a steak knife.
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>>32. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.
>>
>>33. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling
>>reason why we observe daylight savings time.
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>>34. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests
>>that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging
>>from her at that moment.
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>>35. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make
>>a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.
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>>36. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender,
>>religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,
>>we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
>>
>>37. Your friends love you anyway.
>>
>>38. Thought for the day: Never be afraid to try something new. Remember
>>that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built
>>the Titanic.

Answer 1

sangy keep um coming girl. #38 good one, you always know how to make us grin, laugh, smile whatever it is that they do. thank you.

Answer 2

Good things to keep in mind,

Answer 3

Bravo! Well said.

Answer 4

Words to live by!!

Answer 5

So true, good one♥

Answer 6

Well said , very right.

Answer 7

some real gems in here...saving this

Answer 8

too cute. very good ones.

Answer 9

pretty good

Answer 10

All GOOD!