he has spent all his money. He calls his daddy. "Dad, you won't believe it, they actually have a program here that will teach our dog how to read and talk!" "WOW incredible" his father says. "How do I get him in that program?" Just send the dog and $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money. The guy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited. "Where's the dog? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!" "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, the dog was kicked back in the recliner, reading the paper, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing' around with that little redhead who lives on Oak Street?' The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a biitch before he talks to your Mother!" "I sure did!"
"Thats my boy"
2006-08-22
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