Translated from Russian
There are 3 men in a bar talking.
1st: "Last night I was walking home and in front of me was this one girl... i thought to myslf, well, no one's around, and it's dark so...I start walking faster... and she starts walking faster... then I start running after her... and she starts running! Then finally we get to a bus stop...and she gets on the bus and rides off."
2nd: "Last night when I was walking, there were 2 girls walking in front of me... so I thought, no one's around, and it's dark so... I start walking faster...and she starts walking faster...I start running...she starts running... We get to a bus stop.... and she hops on the bus and takes off."
3rd: "Last night when I was walking, there was a gay guy walking behind me... no one was around and it was dark! So he started walking faster...and I started walking faster... he starts running after me...I start running... I finally get to a bus stop.... and........"
"and?"
"And I missed the bus!"
2006-08-21
13:02:52
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