Translated from Russian
There are 3 men in a bar talking.
1st: "Last night I was walking home and in front of me was this one girl... i thought to myslf, well, no one's around, and it's dark so...I start walking faster... and she starts walking faster... then I start running after her... and she starts running! Then finally we get to a bus stop...and she gets on the bus and rides off."
2nd: "Last night when I was walking, there were 2 girls walking in front of me... so I thought, no one's around, and it's dark so... I start walking faster...and she starts walking faster...I start running...she starts running... We get to a bus stop.... and she hops on the bus and takes off."
3rd: "Last night when I was walking, there was a gay guy walking behind me... no one was around and it was dark! So he started walking faster...and I started walking faster... he starts running after me...I start running... I finally get to a bus stop.... and........"
"and?"
"And I missed the bus!"
2006-08-21 13:02:52 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's another one:
"Mom! Look! Some man told me he'd give me this chocolate bar if I gave him head!"
2006-08-21 13:09:46 · update #1
Lol @ the mental hospital
2006-08-21 13:22:08 · update #2
LOL
2006-08-21 13:07:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee hee good one. I've got one for u
There is an old couple in a mental hospital, one day the old man jumps into the deep end of the swimming pool and the old lady jumps in and saves him. When the head nurse finds out about this she immediately orders her to be discharged from the hospital as she is now considered to be mentally stable.
When she tells the old lady the news she says "i have good news and bad news, the good news is u are being discharged since u were able to respond to a crisis by jumping into the pool and saving the man u love. This act displays sound mindedness. The bad news is your husband hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt shortly after u saved him, i am sorry he is dead."
The old lady replied, "he didn't hang himself, i put him there to dry." "How soon can i go home?"
2006-08-21 13:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by bobatemydog 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Translated from Russian, thats interesting. Good joke for gay men.
2006-08-21 13:11:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh wow , that sorry is kinda like the banana in the tail pipe story from Beverly Hills Cop eh :)
2006-08-21 13:08:16 · answer #4 · answered by ₦âħí»€G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So what did you and the gay guy do last night?.
2006-08-21 13:10:18 · answer #5 · answered by Angus. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha. i liked the first one and the second one was cutee. <3
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2006-08-21 13:13:10 · answer #6 · answered by a.m. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man!! That's funny! LOL.
2006-08-21 13:08:47 · answer #7 · answered by net_grl79 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry. But this joke actually sucked.
2006-08-21 13:20:07 · answer #8 · answered by Smart_Dumb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny
2006-08-21 13:09:29 · answer #9 · answered by piyo006 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not even mildly amusing
2006-08-21 14:51:33 · answer #10 · answered by iLoveDawnDawn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2006-08-21 13:27:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋