Entertainment & Music - 12 August 2006

Seafood Gumbo ?
or
Mexican Food ?

2006-08-12 17:23:54 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I smile when I'm at my strip club, they know me by name their and I have several friends dancing their so I get to have all kinds of fun. Just about everything can make me smile but smiling doesnt mean that I'm happy that's a rare one for me these days.

2006-08-12 17:21:58 · 35 answers · asked by metal maniac 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 17:20:28 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if you had one day (16 hours long) to have a music festival, who would be the performers and in what order?

2006-08-12 17:20:04 · 10 answers · asked by guitar_lady81 4 in Music

take your pick i wont chose best answer but let teh voters choose to make it fair includes white boys

2006-08-12 17:19:07 · 49 answers · asked by Turkish Delight 2 in Polls & Surveys

son takes dad to nurseing home when he gets to old. dad says please son dont leave me here. i wont be any trouble. son says ill make a deal. stay one week like it stay if u dont like it u can come home with me. 1st day a nurse comes in to give a sponge bath. the little old man gets an erection. im so sorry this never happens to me. nurse says no probelm ill take care of that . climbs on top and rides him till cant take no more. old man calls son says i love this place its great. son says glad to hear it. 2nd day all he has to wear is hospital robe without a back in it. feeling good he throws it on and goes for a walk. the old man trips in the hallway and falls down. a big male orderly comes up behind him and starts pouring the coals to him. old man gets back to his room . calls his son .. u have to get me out of here this place is terrible..son says what happened you liked it yesterday. old man says i may get an erection 3 times a yr. im liable to fall down at least 3 times a day..

2006-08-12 17:18:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=011&item=320016464265&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMESE%3AIT&rd=1
I'm thinking about bidding on it, it looks somewhat cool. Should I?

2006-08-12 17:18:27 · 8 answers · asked by Harsh Noise Wall 4 in Music

i love dat show it's so interesting it gets better and better when i watch it

2006-08-12 17:17:57 · 21 answers · asked by batulsaid 1 in Television

2006-08-12 17:17:46 · 24 answers · asked by star sailor 3 in Polls & Surveys

mine is. . .
flamingos are only pink because of the food they eat. and at the zoo the people give them tablets to keep them pink.

and the word for fear of long words is... : Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


(don't know what category to put this in.

2006-08-12 17:17:40 · 28 answers · asked by Katie K 2 in Polls & Surveys

The women all control their men
With razors and with wrists
And the princess squeezes grape juice
On a torrid bloody kiss
What will you be wearing there
The lion or the raven hair?
The flesh will all be tearing
But the tail will be my own
In the colosseum tonight

This one's for the balcony
And this one's for the floor
As the senators decapitate
The presidential whore
The bald headed senators
Are splashing in the blood
The dogs are having someone
WHo is screaming in the mud
In the colosseum tonight

Now it's raining and it's pouring
On the pillaging and goring
The constable is swinging
From the chains
For the dead there is no story
No memory no blame
Their families shout blue murder
But tomorrow it's the same
In the colosseum

A slowly acting poison
Will be given to the favorite one
THe dark horse will bring glory
To the jailer and his men
It's always much more sporting
When there's families in the pit
And the madness of the crowd

2006-08-12 17:17:39 · 6 answers · asked by hahaha 5 in Music

I would wish to see my grandfather. I know I ought to wish for something that could come true though. My grandpa died in 1989 I was born in 1992. I hear he was an incredibly thoughtfully nice guy. Other wise I would wish for my mom to not be sleeping with a ton of rich guys. She sleeps around to get money. If my grandpa were still around he would have put a stop to that as soon as he found out. My dad told me he would not have stood for having one of his children doing that. She lies to my grandma all the time to get around it. My dad got rid of her for it when I was seven. But I really can't complain. My life could be worse.

2006-08-12 17:17:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, "Yes ma'am, ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit."
Well, her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where he would like to start?"
"Well ma'am, how about a suit?"
"Yes sir, what size?"
"Size 53 ... tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some shoes."
"What size?"
"Size 15 ... double D."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes sir, what size?"
"Nineteen and a half ... 38," he replied.
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
She virtually glowed as she asked, "Whew ... is there anything else I can do for you?"
"No ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
Well she tallied up his bill while the Texan was counting out his money. She asked, "Sir could I ask you a question?"
"Yes ma'am, I already know what it is and the answer is four inches."
She is astonished and blurts out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "Across ma'am?"

2006-08-12 17:17:01 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 17:16:57 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 17:16:09 · 13 answers · asked by OscarOne 3 in Other - Entertainment

There are people everywhere with good and bad attitudes, I know; however, in some places, one attitude tends to prevail among people more than another.

-Kentucky...most of it! Louisville (tops), Lawrenceburg, Frankfort, and Winchester take the cake! The only exceptions are Murray, Cadiz, Mayfield, and Harrodsburg. Talk about some mannerless, mean-spirited folks. (I've lived here, I should know.)
-Evansville, IN
-Dayton, OH
-Manhattan, KS
-Illinois
-Detroit
-Northern New Jersey
-California (most of the state, especially the large cities)
-Phoenix

Nicer places:
-Texas (except Dallas and the very tourist-oriented sites)
-Alabama (mostly)
-Mississippi (especially Southhaven and Jackson)
-Louisiana (except New Orleans)
-Oklahoma City
-Tulsa
-Corydon, IN
-Tennessee (except for Knoxville and Chattanooga)
-Atlanta, GA...surprisingly
-Michigan (the rural areas)

2006-08-12 17:15:46 · 37 answers · asked by chandlerthemandler 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 17:15:08 · 13 answers · asked by jo 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 17:14:52 · 12 answers · asked by Kid Pecatonica 4 in Polls & Surveys

we were watching cars and my husband made a comment about cheech being gay! im looking online to see if its true i dont recall any info on him being gay

2006-08-12 17:14:34 · 11 answers · asked by mommamia1982 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-12 17:14:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I found this drum set on craigslist. Is it worth the money? How much would you pay?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/msg/192156288.html

2006-08-12 17:12:52 · 6 answers · asked by CarRebuilder 2 in Music

Find for me the lyrics of the song title and it feels like by leann rimes. I've searched but couldn't find it.

2006-08-12 17:12:49 · 18 answers · asked by ♥Butt3rfLyKis5ez 3 in Music

sophie or kaylee???

2006-08-12 17:12:20 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast.
We don't live where we did when you left home.
Your Dad read in the newspaper that most accidents
happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved.

I won't be able to send you the address
because the last family that lived here
took the house numbers when they moved
so they wouldn't have to change their address.

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This place even has a washing machine.
I'm not sure it works so well though.
Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain.
We haven't seen them since. I hope they come back soon,
like I told your dad we shouldn't have to wear
the same clothes more than a week.

About that coat you wanted me to send;
your Uncle Billy Bob said it would
be too heavy to send in the mail
with the buttons on, so we cut them off
and put them in the pockets.

Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday.
We were really worried because it took him two
hours to get me and your father out.

Your sister had a baby this morning,
but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle.

Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whisky vat last week.
Some men tried to pull him out,
but he fought them off and drowned.
We had him cremated. He burned for three days.

Three of your friends went
off a bridge in a pickup truck.
Butch was driving.
He rolled down the window and swam to safety.
The other two were in the back.
They drowned because they couldn't
get the tailgate down.

There isn't much more news at this time.
Nothing much out of the normal has happened.

Your Favorite Aunt

2006-08-12 17:12:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 17:12:00 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

a little boy was taking a shower with his mom and the mom says dont look up and dont look down so the little boy looks up anyway and he ask what are those mom and she said those are my headlights then he looks down and ask what is that and she says that is my tunnel.
then the next time he takes a shower with his dad and his dad says dont look down so the little boy looks down and asks what is that and the dad answers thats my truck. so one night the little boy comes into there room and shouts mommy mommy turn on your headlights dads truck is going through your tunnel. so what do you think too gross?

2006-08-12 17:11:54 · 21 answers · asked by TWINKLESTAR 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-12 17:11:37 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-12 17:11:23 · 18 answers · asked by Elusive 5 in Music

I've asked this before, but I'd like to see the answers you put this time. If there's a set of bands I'd love to see, too, I'll give it the best answer. G'luck. ;)

2006-08-12 17:10:50 · 12 answers · asked by kae 4 in Music

10 points for the hottest and most sexiest (as my little bro puts it)

2006-08-12 17:10:43 · 13 answers · asked by Cam 3 in Polls & Surveys