A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, "Yes ma'am, ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit."
Well, her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where he would like to start?"
"Well ma'am, how about a suit?"
"Yes sir, what size?"
"Size 53 ... tall, ma'am."
"Wow, that's really big."
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?" she asked.
He replied, "How about some shoes."
"What size?"
"Size 15 ... double D."
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
"What's next?"
"Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt."
"Yes sir, what size?"
"Nineteen and a half ... 38," he replied.
"Wow, that's really big!"
"Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas."
She virtually glowed as she asked, "Whew ... is there anything else I can do for you?"
"No ma'am , I reckon that will be all."
Well she tallied up his bill while the Texan was counting out his money. She asked, "Sir could I ask you a question?"
"Yes ma'am, I already know what it is and the answer is four inches."
She is astonished and blurts out, "Why, my boyfriend is bigger than that!"
Without so much as a stutter, the Texan replied, "Across ma'am?"
2006-08-12 17:17:01 · 12 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im going to texas....
2006-08-12 22:05:37 · answer #1 · answered by MRose 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe I should move to Texas! LOL
2006-08-12 17:26:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2006-08-12 17:30:29 · answer #3 · answered by pseudonym 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh now that's old...
and the punch line is four inches from the ground...
2006-08-12 18:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
holy crap that was disturbing and extremely funny at the same time.
KEEP GOING AND NEVER STOP!!
2006-08-12 21:31:55 · answer #5 · answered by OmEGaTyRAnt 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-08-12 17:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by mummytobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!! Thats good.
2006-08-12 18:19:39 · answer #7 · answered by Mom2three.5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard better
2006-08-12 17:40:09 · answer #8 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahahha.
2006-08-12 17:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one !!!! and he was veryyyy big
2006-08-12 17:23:08 · answer #10 · answered by meemeemee40 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋