son takes dad to nurseing home when he gets to old. dad says please son dont leave me here. i wont be any trouble. son says ill make a deal. stay one week like it stay if u dont like it u can come home with me. 1st day a nurse comes in to give a sponge bath. the little old man gets an erection. im so sorry this never happens to me. nurse says no probelm ill take care of that . climbs on top and rides him till cant take no more. old man calls son says i love this place its great. son says glad to hear it. 2nd day all he has to wear is hospital robe without a back in it. feeling good he throws it on and goes for a walk. the old man trips in the hallway and falls down. a big male orderly comes up behind him and starts pouring the coals to him. old man gets back to his room . calls his son .. u have to get me out of here this place is terrible..son says what happened you liked it yesterday. old man says i may get an erection 3 times a yr. im liable to fall down at least 3 times a day..
2006-08-12 17:18:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah that's an oldie but a goodie.
2006-08-12 18:32:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and dirty old man
2006-08-12 17:53:40 · answer #2 · answered by mummytobe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pouring the coals to him what does that mean other than that its good
2006-08-12 17:24:09 · answer #3 · answered by Jman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old people smell funny
2006-08-12 17:42:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
am rolling ty to funny
2006-08-12 17:35:02 · answer #5 · answered by fancy_sweet_heart 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny not bad
2006-08-13 05:10:06 · answer #6 · answered by jon12186 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this one is old sorry ♥
2006-08-12 17:33:47 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny
2006-08-12 17:31:45 · answer #8 · answered by TWINKLESTAR 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahaha... hahaha
2006-08-12 17:53:33 · answer #9 · answered by Viety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what' the question
2006-08-12 17:37:18 · answer #10 · answered by Lalit D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋