A old man got caught stealing a candy bar. his wife went to court with him. They went up last after disrupting the court sevral times and the old man was laughing the whole time. The judge said did you steal the candy bar he said yes ; because he still was laughing the judge said i will give you one day in jail for the one candy bar. He said good i can get away from my wife then. Still laughing; The judge said whats so funny he replied; well do you know this ***** took a can of peas what about her ?
2006-08-10
04:46:58
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mike L
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