A old man got caught stealing a candy bar. his wife went to court with him. They went up last after disrupting the court sevral times and the old man was laughing the whole time. The judge said did you steal the candy bar he said yes ; because he still was laughing the judge said i will give you one day in jail for the one candy bar. He said good i can get away from my wife then. Still laughing; The judge said whats so funny he replied; well do you know this ***** took a can of peas what about her ?
2006-08-10 04:46:58 · 9 answers · asked by mike L 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he was tring to get his wife put away for the number of peas in the can dumb joke
2006-08-10 04:57:59 · update #1
that was told sooo badly!
I think the jist is that they get jailed one day for each item and a can of peas has loads in it
2006-08-10 04:57:35 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
gawd... it took a minute but I got it I get it..
theres more than one pea in a can of peas... lol
the little old lady will get sentenced more then a day...
gawd I love it.. Im gonna tell it tonight at dinner lol
2006-08-10 11:53:10 · answer #2 · answered by smilingontime 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have been suspended from yahoo for two days for posting an unfunny .....joke.
..........and so say all of us!
2006-08-10 12:01:07 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get the joke - sorry!@
2006-08-10 11:50:30 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh? that joke was not too many funny it was too many boring
2006-08-10 11:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by raul b 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
got it but its old
2006-08-10 11:52:18 · answer #6 · answered by Ssoroka 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
This is supposed to be funny????
2006-08-10 11:53:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
um, i don't get it:-(
2006-08-10 11:50:20 · answer #8 · answered by vanilla_bean_dream 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
um............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... was that a joke? or a last minute effort to make people laugh? i dont jet it man sorry
2006-08-10 11:52:30 · answer #9 · answered by natedogg (thats double g!) 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋