Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an
annual
contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two
questions. If they
got them correct, they're deemed cured and free to go.
Jon was called into the doctor's office first and asked if he
understood that
he'd be free if he answered the questions correctly.
The doctor said, "Jon, what would happen if I poked out one of your
eyes?"
Jon said, "I'd be half blind."
"That's correct. What if I poked out both eyes?"
"I'd be completely blind."
The doctor stood up, shook Jon's hand, and told him he was free.
On Jon's way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon
mentioned the
exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked
and gave
him the answers.
So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and
asked, "What
would happen if I cut off one ear?"
2006-08-08
09:12:21
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