three unborn babies were in their moms belly, chillen, talking bout the future and one ask another, "what you wanna be when you grow up?"
"i wanna be an electrician."
"electrician? why an electrician?"
"it's awfully dark in here."
"oh, ok.."
so the electrician ask him, "what're YOU gonna be?"
"a plumber"
"why a plumber?"
"it's awfully wet in here.."
"oh, ok.."
they both look at the third one...
"what are YOU gonna be?"
"ima be a boxer..."
A BOXER?? WHY A BOXER??"
"well, you see that bald-head flucker who keeps stickin his head in here, spittin at us....? ima beat his a*s"
2006-08-07
07:03:03
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