Entertainment & Music - 2 August 2006

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody "brother."
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.

And now the MOST compelling proofs:

THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN

He managed to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food.

He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.

Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.

2006-08-02 07:12:03 · 33 answers · asked by lisa 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Who can name the original Peter Pan's Lost Boys? Who ever does get's 10 points.

2006-08-02 07:11:44 · 9 answers · asked by tre_wingo 3 in Movies

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2006-08-02 07:11:36 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I drink Ice House, but sometimes I like Old English Malt Liquor.

2006-08-02 07:11:25 · 7 answers · asked by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 07:11:09 · 31 answers · asked by eassoon2004 2 in Celebrities

2006-08-02 07:10:45 · 19 answers · asked by Yahooligan! 4 in Television

I've been with both cancer and virgo with NO luck. Anyone know what sign Scorpio is most compatible with?

2006-08-02 07:10:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-08-02 07:10:33 · 9 answers · asked by mohamedabdul0o 1 in Movies

You know, Oprah's movie "Beloved" is hard to follow. The very fisrt " The Mummy" movie is hard to follow too.

2006-08-02 07:10:33 · 12 answers · asked by Nyema 3 in Movies

2006-08-02 07:10:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

its just a copy of so many other movies that have just been out

2006-08-02 07:10:14 · 7 answers · asked by sweaty teddy 4 in Movies

2006-08-02 07:10:12 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

She's the one who brings out the trophy to the DJ at the skate contest.

2006-08-02 07:10:02 · 4 answers · asked by The Don 1 in Celebrities

I would have to pick the lobby getting shot up in the Matrix or the opening Garden scene in the Passion of the Christ. What do you guys think, any movie, ever, whats your pick?

2006-08-02 07:09:46 · 27 answers · asked by Hafeman 5000 4 in Movies

katie's birthday is coming. It is on 08-Aug . I am great fan of her could you tell me how could i wish her on her birthday

2006-08-02 07:09:24 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-08-02 07:09:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its my 18th in 22 days and i'm going out clubbing at night but what can i do during the day?

2006-08-02 07:09:13 · 13 answers · asked by nicky.x 3 in Other - Entertainment

There was a lawyer, a priest, and three children and they were all flying to Paris. While they were on the plane, the plane started shaking and starting going down. The lawyer yelled out "Everybody jump". The priest said "What about the children?" The lawyer said "**** the children". So the priest said "Do we have time????????

2006-08-02 07:09:03 · 11 answers · asked by Snoopy85 1 in Jokes & Riddles

please save it for the phone

2006-08-02 07:08:58 · 20 answers · asked by GRUMPY /UK 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 07:08:22 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-02 07:07:56 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

No words or very few are sang or spoken. I heard one at a party I went to and it had music from Mary J Blige, Maxwell, The Isley Brothers and more! Please help if you can (serious inquiries only)

Thanks

2006-08-02 07:07:49 · 3 answers · asked by classy sass 2 in Music

Whats your favorite chew.

2006-08-02 07:07:35 · 6 answers · asked by The Pooh-Stick Kid 3 in Polls & Surveys

Any Little House on the Prairie fans? Have a favorite episode? Character (besides Laura, of course!)?
(I wish Pa ingalls was here, cuz he seemed to be able to fix everything!!!! LOL!)
I grew up in a three-generation home, & it was just so cool to watch this w/ my Mamere. She'd tell me "real-life" stories of sod houses, & fence posts made of cement when there wasn't wood, & working the fields, etc.
Happy memories...

2006-08-02 07:07:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

off of full house


mine is michelle ur in big trouble mister or u got it dude

2006-08-02 07:07:13 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

hi, idancebetter11!

2006-08-02 07:07:07 · 69 answers · asked by $ I~♥~ELMO $ 5 in Polls & Surveys

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aliz%C3%A9e

2006-08-02 07:06:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-02 07:06:53 · 2 answers · asked by brownigirl29745 2 in Television

If so, tell me what the year does Titanic 2 would release at the theaters.

2006-08-02 07:06:38 · 19 answers · asked by DXTRCHN11 6 in Movies

i think zac efron is to me lol its true!

2006-08-02 07:06:05 · 19 answers · asked by ♥ 3 in Polls & Surveys