THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
He called everybody "brother."
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
He went into his father's business.
He lived at home until he was 33.
He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure he was God.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
And now the MOST compelling proofs:
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
He managed to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
2006-08-02 07:12:03 · 33 answers · asked by lisa 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha lol
lmao
very funny
2006-08-02 07:14:34 · answer #1 · answered by ღbrownsugarღ 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
4/10
2006-08-02 07:18:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Funny
2006-08-02 07:14:36 · answer #3 · answered by Frances 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mexcain...o god thats good.
Three proofs that jesus was nuts.
He clamied to be god..
he had rocks thrown at him...
He hung around with satan in the wilderness
Three proofs that jesus was gay
He hung around 12 men
He loved every one
And his father is god who is neither male nor female LOl
3 proofs jesus is not god
He called out to himself MY GOD MY GOD why have you forsaken me
He said" no one is good but my father in heaven.
John 20:17
I ascend unto my Father, and your Father; and to my God, and your God.
O jesus what a man!
2006-08-02 07:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first few were okay but the woman part was whack.Anywayz that has been on here a few times.
2006-08-02 07:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by hottgirld 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but his first name wasn't Jesus. They didn't start calling him that until about 300 years after he died. lol.
2006-08-02 07:16:09 · answer #6 · answered by Jane S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL i love it lol very very very awesome even though i'm an atheist but that was pretty amusing hehe check ya later ♥
2006-08-02 09:22:40 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is great! I'm going to copy it and send it to my son, who's in the ministry.
2006-08-02 08:01:11 · answer #8 · answered by RG 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the last part
2006-08-02 07:17:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
worth passing on
as long as it makes one a believer in him... who cares where he came from or who he was cause without him, we are nothing.
2006-08-02 07:16:44 · answer #10 · answered by Big-Sister 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋