Dormitory=dirty room
Evangelist=evils agent
Desperation=a rope ends it
The Morse code=here come dots
Slot machines=cash lost in 'em
Animosity=is no amity
Mother in law=woman Hitler
Snooze alarms=alas! No more zs
Semolina=is no meal
The public art galleries=large picture halls, I bet
A decimal point=I’m a dot in place
The earthquakes=that queer shake
11 + 2=12 + 1
Contradiction=accord not in it
THIS ONES TRULY AMAZING=to be or not to be: that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune
THE ANAGRAM=in 1 of the bards best thought of tragedies, our insistent hero, hamlet, queries on 2 fronts about how life turns rotten
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE=that’s 1small step for man, 1giant leap for mankind, Neil Armstrong
THE ANAGRAM=this man ran; makes a large stride, left planet, pins flagon moon! On to mars!
2006-08-02
07:35:30
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