Repost: White Racial Joke 4: Taking Land?

Question

.. your stall warning plays "Dixie."

... your cross-country flight plan uses flea markets as check points.

... you think sectionals charts should show trailer parks.

... you've ever used moonshine as avgas.

... you have mud flaps on your wheel pants.

... you think GPS stands for going perfectly straight.

... your toothpick keeps poking your mike.

... you constantly confuse Beechcraft with Beechnut.

... just before impact, you are heard saying, "Hey y'all, watch this!"

... you have a black airplane with a big #3 on the side.

... you've ever just taxied around the airport drinking beer.

... you use a Purina feed bag for a windsock.

... you fuel your wizzbang 140 from a Mason jar.

... you wouldn't be caught dead flyin' a Grumman "Yankee."

... you refer to flying in formation as "We got ourselves a convoy!"

... there is a sign on the side of your aircraft advertising your septic tank service.

... when you are the owner of Red Neck Airlines and pilot of Redneck One.

... you subscribe to The Southern Aviator because of the soft paper!

... you have ever incorporated sheetrock into the repair of your aircraft.

... you have ever responded to ATC with the phrase "That's a big 10-4!"

... you typically answer female controllers with titles like "sugar" or "little darlin'."

... she responds with the words "Honey" or "Big guy" then she may be a redneck.

... you have ever used a relief tube as a spitoon.

... you glance down at your belt buckle to help you remember your N-number.

... you have ever tried to impress your girlfriend by buzzing her doublewide.

... the preprinted portion of your weight and balance sheet contains "Case of Bud."

... your go/no-go checklist includes the words "Skoal" or "Redman."

Additional Details

5 days ago
Ya might be a Redneck if.....

...You think the nutcracker is somethin you did off the high dive.
...You wont stop at a rest area if you have a empty beer can in the car.
...You think Iraq is top-of-the-line Camaro.
...Your spring wardrabe mostly involves scissors.
...you know atleast 6 ways to bend a baseball cap.
...you own a lava lamp thats over 5 feet tall.
...there are more than 10 cats livin under your trailer.
...you've ever thrown up in a squad car.
...your frist bra was a Wonderbra.
...you've ever had to appear in court due to your dogs.
...You think Thunderbird is an acceptable wine choice with a bean burrito.
...your grandma enters wet t-shrit contests.
...your local grocery store also has a few pool tables.
...your septic tank is the subject of a petition.
...you have ever tried to use food stamps to mail a watermelon.
...you had to hitchhike on your honeymoon.
...your car and its motor are more than ten feet apart.

5 days ago
...your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
...you sent out birth announcements for your new puppies.
...you've changed a diaper on a Denny's table.
...you've ever named a child for a good dog.
...your T.V. is on 24-7.
...your last keg party included a couple of 911 calls.
...you have to mow around a refridgeator and a bed frame.
...you've ever taken a date flowers you stole from a cemetery.
...Everyone in the house learns somthing from the potty training videotape.
...Diners change tables when your family sits near them.
...your prom dress was knitted.
...you were born with a plastic spoon in your mouth.
...your bridal veil was made of window screen.
...you think people who have elictricty are uppity.
...your college graduation ceremony includes parallel parking an 18-wheeler.

5 days ago
...the Marlboro man is your idol.
...all your golf balls come in egg cartons

Asian Jokes huh?

hmmm. I'll get on that

Answer 1

Well, I see muh ceekret can't las loooooong; so if I cop out I'll do less time right? Bwaaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Hey but I ain't guilty of all jus SOME! LMFAOOOOOOOOOO Good un!

http://www.total-knowledge.com/~willyblues/

Answer 2

You tryin' to say somethin' is wrong with rednecks? That seems like what most of your "jokes" are centered at, stereotypin' us rednecks. These ain't jokes, it's just yankee crud.

Answer 3

Guilty as charged ;-) that's some good ones there buddy.

Answer 4

My MAN!!!


LMAO

you are tooo! funny dude.

I wanna hear some asian jokes!

Answer 5

whoa... slow down there, jeff foxworthy...

is there a question amongst all that mess or are you just "barkin' to hear yourself woof"?

Answer 6

funny man

Answer 7

I feel soooo white now.

Answer 8

too much dude...

well placed we need more of this
LOL

Answer 9

wow! just wow! ö

Answer 10

don't be racist, we are all equal