Entertainment & Music - 29 July 2006

2006-07-29 11:02:03 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-29 11:01:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-29 11:01:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

1) Hot Topic
2)Dessert
3)Dish

2006-07-29 11:00:46 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 11:00:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-29 11:00:15 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

hey i am looking for him! My name is sammmi jean and i went to summer sailt!

2006-07-29 11:00:06 · 1 answers · asked by tlmfrancis@verizon.net 2 in Other - Entertainment

What do you like best: big production$ of remake$ or small original stories?

2006-07-29 10:58:49 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Here are some of the lyrics:

Our days were numbered by nights on too many rooftops, too many stars, too much love. They said we're wasting our lives. At least we know, that if we die, we lived with passion.
They said we'd burn so bright, we'd burn this city and go.

2006-07-29 10:58:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

OF Course Harry Potter Book 7 and Movie 5!! Notice how quick u get threw it and how long it takes for the next? I know if they rushed it it would be crappy but still.. I am impatient .. lol So just trying to get opinions and give free points lol

2006-07-29 10:57:40 · 6 answers · asked by Stephanie 3 in Movies

I keep on having dreams with guys in them. Some want me to marry them and be there queen. Some want to makeout and have sex. And some save me from danger. What could they mean?

2006-07-29 10:57:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-07-29 10:55:58 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-29 10:54:40 · 9 answers · asked by Grace 2 in Music

Why?

Oh, and if you answer all my other questions I will give you the best answers...click my avatar to answer them...I know some of you are too dumb to figure that out.

2006-07-29 10:54:33 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

Real Business Signs
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."

In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are
on fire and take appropriate action."

On Maternity Room door: "Push, Push, Push."
On a Front Door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the
dog."

At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."

On a Scientist's door: "Gone Fission"
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
In a Podiatrist's window: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Butcher's window: "Let me meat your needs."
On another Butcher's window: "Pleased to meat you."
At a Used Car Lot: "Second Hand cars in first crash condition."
On a fence: "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a
car payment."
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you
coming."

Outside a Hotel: "Help! We need inn-experienced people."
At an Auto Body Shop: "May we have the next dents?"
In a Dry Cleaner's Emporium: "Drop your pants here."
On a desk in a Reception Room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the
2nd one just left."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
On a Music Teacher's door: "Out Chopin."

At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Beauty Shop: "Dye now!"

On the side of a Garbage Truck: "We've got what it takes to take what
you've got." (Burglars please copy.)

On the door of a Computer Store: "Out for a quick byte."

In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and
get fed up."

Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin
drop."

In a Cafeteria: "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks
can eat any place they want."

On the door of a Music Library: "Bach in a minuet."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a Counselor's office: "Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is
optional."

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Attempted Murder
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (The actual AP headline)

Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to
a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people
noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with
her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head.

One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned
and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now
open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and
Linda replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had
been holding her brains in for over an hour.

The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the
doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her
head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of
bread dough on the back of her head.

A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a
loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her
in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it
was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially
passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for
over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.

And, yes, Linda is a blonde.

2006-07-29 10:51:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm not looking for a huge fancy place that has to do all the 'new' steps. I would love to find an older established REAL western nightclub.

2006-07-29 10:51:15 · 2 answers · asked by Leatha G 1 in Music

It would take alot of effort and thought for 4 guys who just wanted to be in a band to come up with some crap like that.There's nothing in their lyrics that would indicate they worship Satan."Kiss" is just the name of a band.(And I'm an ordained minister of a non denominational church)

2006-07-29 10:50:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. Why of course, comes the reply.

The first man then asks: Where are you from?

I'm from Ireland, replies the second man.

The first man responds: You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland.

Of Course, replies the second man.

Curious, the first man then asks:"Where in Ireland are you from?

Dublin, comes the reply.

I can't believe it, says the first man. I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin.

Of course, replies the second man.

Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: What school did you go to?

Saint Mary's, replies the second man. I graduated in 62.

This is unbelievable! the first man says. I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!

About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. What's been going on? he asks the bartender.

Nothing much, replies the bartender. The O'Malley twins are drunk again.

2006-07-29 10:50:09 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Whats the name and artist of this song? It goes Jesus...Jesus Saves...Jesus...*big pause* NOBODY! (or "NO ONE"?)

2006-07-29 10:49:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-29 10:48:10 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-29 10:47:29 · 31 answers · asked by bulladawudz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 10:47:13 · 5 answers · asked by javi270270 2 in Music

Some of the songs ive already bought:
Crazy
i write sins not tragedies
Promiscuous
Buttons
Where'd you go
Public Affair
Invisable
SOS
Ain't no other man
everytime we touch
JUST SO U KINDA HAVE SOME IDEA OF MY MUSIC TASTE... : )

2006-07-29 10:47:11 · 12 answers · asked by ♥xoxo♥ 4 in Music

What's your favoite Johnny Depp movie and why?

2006-07-29 10:46:33 · 49 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

id punch myself in the face....HAHAHAHA.

2006-07-29 10:46:30 · 20 answers · asked by Lola P 6 in Polls & Surveys

a member of the opposite sex,
who is famous, who would it be,
and why?

2006-07-29 10:46:28 · 13 answers · asked by persnickety1022 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 10:45:53 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-07-29 10:45:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-29 10:44:40 · 18 answers · asked by ☆☆☆☆☆☆ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, Breakfast at Tiffany's, An affair to Remember....etc...

2006-07-29 10:44:22 · 17 answers · asked by sofun 4 in Movies