Lil Timmy was in the principal's office. He had called his father to tell his father what trouble he had gotten himself in earlier that day in Ms. Bonner's class...
His dad picks up the non caller i.d. phone & says:
"Hello. Might I ask who's calling?"
Timmy: "Hey dad. It's Timmy."
Dad: "Hello son. Why are you calling from an unknown number? Have you skipped school again?"
Timmy: "No dad. Not this time."
Dad: "Good. Then why are you calling from school in the middle of the day?"
Timmy: "I got in trouble by that mean turkey Ms. Bonner!"
Dad: *Chuckles* "Don't say that. Why?"
Timmy: "For no reason."
Dad: "There must've been a reason for you to wake me up on my day off in the middle of your school day!"
Timmy: "Well. She told the class to stop laughing at my funny face. Since they kept laughing, she kept us from going to lunch for 10 fricken minutes!!!"
Dad: "Why the h*ll would she do that?!"
Timmy: "That's exactly what I said!!!"
I mixed it up a bit. RATE IT please!
2006-07-25
06:53:34
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