Lil Timmy was in the principal's office. He had called his father to tell his father what trouble he had gotten himself in earlier that day in Ms. Bonner's class...
His dad picks up the non caller i.d. phone & says:
"Hello. Might I ask who's calling?"
Timmy: "Hey dad. It's Timmy."
Dad: "Hello son. Why are you calling from an unknown number? Have you skipped school again?"
Timmy: "No dad. Not this time."
Dad: "Good. Then why are you calling from school in the middle of the day?"
Timmy: "I got in trouble by that mean turkey Ms. Bonner!"
Dad: *Chuckles* "Don't say that. Why?"
Timmy: "For no reason."
Dad: "There must've been a reason for you to wake me up on my day off in the middle of your school day!"
Timmy: "Well. She told the class to stop laughing at my funny face. Since they kept laughing, she kept us from going to lunch for 10 fricken minutes!!!"
Dad: "Why the h*ll would she do that?!"
Timmy: "That's exactly what I said!!!"
I mixed it up a bit. RATE IT please!
2006-07-25 06:53:34 · 22 answers · asked by mani boo/poo 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Well I tried... THANX FOR BEING HONEST! :)
2006-07-25 08:44:56 · update #1
That's good.
Worth a 6.
2006-07-25 14:15:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
3
2006-07-25 06:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7 OUT OF 10
2006-07-25 07:23:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scale from 1to10 ten being you laughed the hardest u laughed in your life 1 being crickets
3
2006-07-25 06:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Bailey 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give a 2 - the crickets may have stirred a bit.
2006-07-25 07:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by L A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd give it a 6. I laughed, but not out loud.
2006-07-25 06:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by saxophonegamer 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8 very funny
2006-07-25 06:58:46 · answer #7 · answered by suiki 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before...in a funnier version...sorry I'd give it 3
2006-07-25 07:05:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
about a 4, not very funny.
2006-07-25 07:04:11 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ tinker123♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
-5 it makes no sense at all. wher is the funny part?
2006-07-25 06:58:38 · answer #10 · answered by snowdogdreams 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋