88. you cannot successfully determine beforehand which side of the bread to butter
89. bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they always point upwards from the floor, especially in the dark
90. a memorandum is written not to inform the reader but to protect the writer
91. trouble strikes in series of threes, but the next job after a series of three is not the fourth job, its the start of a brand new series of three
2006-07-25
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