- Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
- Overconfidence can be supplied by spare spark plugs, a set of wrenches, and a roll of toilet paper.
- Never offer to fight an OLD geezer. If you win, there's NO glory. If you lose, your reputation is shot.
- A good wrench will let you watch without charging you for it.
- Advice is free and worth every penny.
- Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
- Always back your scoot into the curb-and sit where you can see it.
- Work to ride - Ride to work.
- Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
- Two lane blacktop isn't a highway-it's an attitude.
- When you look down the road, it seems to never end-but you better believe it does.
- A biker can smell a party 5,000 miles away.
- Winter is Nature's way of telling you to polish.
- A motorcycle can't sing on the streets of a city.
- Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
- People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
- More races were won in the tavern than on the track.
- Never loan your bike to someone else, and never ride another's.
- If the bike ain't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
- Motorcycling is a giant game of Mines Bigger than yours!
- Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
- Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
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