there was an american,a frechman and an englishman.these people said to them 'go into the forest and pick 10 of the same fruit each' so the american comes back with ten apples and they tell him 'shove those 10 apples up your butt without making any facail expression or we'll kill you!' so he pops up in heaven screaming 'OWW!' the frenchman walks back with 10 berrys. The people say 'shove those 10 berrys up your butt without making any facial exppression or we'll kill you!' so he pops up in heaven next to the american, laughing his head off.
'why did you laugh?!'the american asked him 'you were almost done!you could've lived!' so he tells him,
'because i saw the englishman walk in with ten pineapples!'
2006-07-09
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