1 what is that
2 is it in
3 youre kidding right
4 (phone rings) hello oh nothing and u
5 do i have 2 pay 4 this
6 u look better in the dark
7 u have the same bra my mom does(worse if the girl says it)
8 i hope u dont expect a raise for this....
9. did i tell you i have herpes?
10. now we must get married
11. are you trying to get funny
12. havent you ever dont this before?
13. do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
14. but you just started!
15. dont touch that!
16. i think my dad is listining at the door
17. smile for the camera, honey!
18. get your hand out of there
19. i knew you wore a padded bra
20. hold on, let me change the channel
21. stop moaning, you sound so stupid
22. im sorry, i wasnt listining
23. its okay honey, i can imagine thats its bigger
24. god i wish you were a real women
25. by the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....
26. oh susan, susan.... i mean donna....
27. is it okay if after this i never see you again?
2006-06-30
07:36:00
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