Entertainment & Music - 10 June 2006

like buety or make up and stuff

2006-06-10 14:18:16 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

these are the real deal originating from actual high school essays. a dark and stormy night......


1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides
gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like
underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy
who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high
schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those
boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of Ecoli and he was
room-temperature Canadian Ham.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes
just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because
of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a
formerly surcharge-free ATM.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a
bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled
with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie,
surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy
comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry
them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the
grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left
Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19
p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that
resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

2006-06-10 14:18:09 · 8 answers · asked by Clyde 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 14:17:56 · 39 answers · asked by shady45196 2 in Television

2006-06-10 14:15:47 · 25 answers · asked by HappyGoLucki 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Explain your answer please:)

2006-06-10 14:14:07 · 10 answers · asked by HappyGoLucki 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 14:14:06 · 8 answers · asked by jennycoolio7 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 14:13:38 · 15 answers · asked by David 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I saw their old cd on sale at Wal-Mart today, bought it and felt like I was 14 again. It was pretty funny listening to their crazy lyrics again.

2006-06-10 14:12:28 · 15 answers · asked by Mauki90 5 in Music

2006-06-10 14:11:09 · 12 answers · asked by likerowe 1 in Music

And what is it like there?

2006-06-10 14:10:46 · 75 answers · asked by karl_0905 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-10 14:09:36 · 17 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 14:06:30 · 5 answers · asked by litbit1414 1 in Magazines

2006-06-10 14:05:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-10 14:02:44 · 27 answers · asked by Feroz Ali S 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Pictures of Jamie lynn spears wearing short skirts and bikinis and stuff like that.

2006-06-10 14:02:32 · 10 answers · asked by danredirish 1 in Celebrities

2006-06-10 14:01:47 · 8 answers · asked by Numba1Hawk 1 in Television

Please keep it clean and be nice.

2006-06-10 14:00:51 · 27 answers · asked by Paige 4 in Polls & Surveys

Yes. Please hook me up with some funny Jokes.

2006-06-10 14:00:11 · 4 answers · asked by Hollianne 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Answer wheter wheter or wheter not. Im pretty sure if your a Repubklic you like Bush and it'll be interesting to know if they'res some Republics that still don't like Bush. Tell em if you a Republc or not if you want. Thats how I'm ppicking the best answer.

2006-06-10 13:58:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-10 13:55:58 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-06-10 13:54:25 · 25 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-10 13:52:45 · 23 answers · asked by pokerguy007 1 in Television

2006-06-10 13:52:45 · 15 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-06-10 13:52:24 · 3 answers · asked by brandala 1 in Music

I love movie quotes, so as kind of a game I'm going to give you a movie quote I like and you tell me the movie it's from. The person who guesses the most movies gets points and bragging rights.

#1. “What do you do? What do you do?” pause “Shoot the hostage.”

#2. “Am I speaking to Miranda now?” looks at him like he’s crazy

#3. “What is the meaning of life?” … “42”

#4. “Your ignorance amuses me.” grin

#5. “As you wish.” Falls down hill

#6. “Who knocked up your sister?”

#7. “I need fire… I’ve got no fire… Corban, Corban, I’ve got no fire!!”

#8. “Looks clear.” Big monster goes by, they hide, he looks again “Looks clear.”

#9. “That’s why the pawns go first.”

#10. “I would have won in a fair fight.” “That’s not much incentive for me to play fair, now is it.”

These are just a few good ones, there are so many and all of these movies have more great quotes in them. Have fun. I’ll check back later.

2006-06-10 13:49:45 · 7 answers · asked by MindStorm 6 in Movies

your mamas so fat, she was walking down the road and i swerved to miss her, and ran out of gas.

2006-06-10 13:49:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-06-10 13:49:03 · 8 answers · asked by "30" 1 in Other - Entertainment

that they sing for their grandparents anniversary?

it goes "baby baby baby, baby baby baby, baby baby baby"
and thats all i know.

2006-06-10 13:49:02 · 4 answers · asked by IDNTGIVASHT 6 in Music

2006-06-10 13:48:11 · 16 answers · asked by Felicia Fox 6 in Jokes & Riddles

i am related to cherish
all four sisters

I AM NOT LYING!!!!!

2006-06-10 13:47:51 · 10 answers · asked by babygirl4life 2 in Celebrities