Polls & Surveys - 3 December 2007

Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,' You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He Shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow a ND asked, 'And
just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied, 'These are Carols.'

And So The Christmas Season Begins......

2007-12-03 01:47:21 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous

Well I fell asleep at 8:30, then I woke up at 1 a.m., and I woke up again at 4 a.m., and I woke up again at 5:45 a.m to take my shower...I guess I slept alright, besides waking up so many times.

2007-12-03 01:46:19 · 37 answers · asked by somewhat insane ♥ 5

.............Your hands off of........?
Peace.

2007-12-03 01:45:32 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-03 01:45:24 · 6 answers · asked by knowitall 4

You don't even get one thumbs up!

2007-12-03 01:44:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-03 01:43:30 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-03 01:42:53 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

1. Barney Fife
2. Galen Adams
3. Mr. Kotter
4. Ricky Ricardo

2007-12-03 01:41:26 · 12 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6

2007-12-03 01:40:56 · 5 answers · asked by CrazygirlDD 4

2007-12-03 01:40:39 · 50 answers · asked by Anonymous

What can I do to redeem myself?

2007-12-03 01:38:37 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

women who are married, how often do you pull the wife 'card'? I'm extremely submissive, but thinking of just this once going against my hubby. He has moved his brother in with us, post prison time, he is a freeloader, we pay all of his bills, he does nothing to help out financially or chores in general. he has repeatedly lied to us, asked us to lie to the Govn't for him, and I found out he is sleeping with my cousin!, its been 3 months since he's been living with us and still has no job. I am seriously contemplating kicking him out while my hubby is at work, I have expressed my great discontent to my hubby about thw entire situation, but all he says is "my bro needs time to get on his feet". Would I be the worst wife in the world if I just kicked him out while my hubby is at work? I can't handle it anymore! What should I do?

2007-12-03 01:36:49 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous

ask a single question.....?

2007-12-03 01:36:34 · 12 answers · asked by Jim Morrison's L.A. Woman... 3

2007-12-03 01:35:02 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-03 01:34:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/theatre/2007/12/what_happens_to_all_the_wonder.html

2007-12-03 01:33:40 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

Inbetween the time you answered the last question, but Before you read this question?

2007-12-03 01:33:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-03 01:32:07 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

the bullies in high school?
Attention seeking?
or
Sadly unloved?

Peace.

2007-12-03 01:31:58 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

I have one who snowplows their driveway, then shovels the scrappings and then handwashes the machinary and dusts off the shovel (same thing with mowing the lawn), the other one has a knife wielding boy toy who you never know will unleash himself naked across the way and those are the people across from me. The other lot have a daily stream of packages delivered and then the have 'for sale' items on their front lawn and go out an midnight and return with a trailer full of stuff.

I don't fratanize with the neighbours a lot needless to say!

2007-12-03 01:30:35 · 19 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6

With me being a non-certified teacher, she can get one or the other. I can go to Kay Jewelers or take her to one of these spas in the suburbs...

2007-12-03 01:30:26 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

do you feel the same way??

i do...

2007-12-03 01:28:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

We have karaoke contest (in ... school) on 10th,11th Dec.
Our class (gr.8) has to prepare the prize for it.
It should be under 2000 yen. WHat should be the prize for it?
What do Gr.7 to Gr.12 whould like to get ?

2007-12-03 01:27:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-03 01:26:38 · 17 answers · asked by Johnny Would LoveTo 2

If so. What came up.

For me some soccer players stats came up.

2007-12-03 01:26:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

have to sneeze and you get to the "ahhh" part, but the "choo" never comes out? I hate that. That's the worst.

2007-12-03 01:26:03 · 12 answers · asked by Somebody's Afta Me 4

Whats the one thing you do to comfort yourself?

2007-12-03 01:25:36 · 12 answers · asked by Yummy♥Mummy 6

2007-12-03 01:23:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-03 01:23:56 · 12 answers · asked by MAK 6

2007-12-03 01:23:51 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous