Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
Pearly Gates.
'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,' You must each
possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.
'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys.
He Shook them and said, 'They're bells.'
Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow a ND asked, 'And
just what do those symbolize?'
The man replied, 'These are Carols.'
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
2007-12-03 01:47:21 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL. That's a funny one.
2007-12-10 15:53:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never had a Christmas Carol.
Had a Christmas Christine. A New Year's Nancy. Even a Heidi Hanukah. Never a Christmas Carol.
Oh, funny joke by the way! Don't mind me.
2007-12-03 01:52:59 · answer #2 · answered by Coach E! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Uh-Huh! LOL.
Have a really great day, and thanks for all the laughs this morning! And here is a star, YOU DESERVE IT. You made me laugh i usually never laugh because ,just look at my avatar. That joke was really funny LOL put some more fun jokes.That joke actually made me crack up.
2007-12-03 02:02:40 · answer #3 · answered by Skate4Life 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol good one. So, did St Peter let him pass?
2007-12-03 01:58:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol i'll give you a star and i think yu would gte even more stars if you post this in the jokes thing as well
2007-12-03 01:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Made me smile... which is practically a miracle while I'm at work! Star for you.
2007-12-03 01:55:22 · answer #6 · answered by bkscorpio 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute and I am going to pass it on! Star for you!
2007-12-03 01:50:20 · answer #7 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's kinda funny. Made me smile a little.
2007-12-03 01:50:02 · answer #8 · answered by SortaKindaMaybe 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Star for you
2007-12-03 01:55:55 · answer #9 · answered by Let the shoosting begin! 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No way ...not this time....you did this last time and i gave you a star even though it didn't make me chuckle. Sorry..no hard feelings
2007-12-03 01:55:02 · answer #10 · answered by Sephina 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋