You're a mean one.You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus.You're as charming as an eel.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You're a monster. Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one.You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one. You're a nasty-wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.Your soul is full of gunk.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter. You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
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2007-12-03
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