You're a mean one.You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus.You're as charming as an eel.
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel.
You're a monster. Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders. You've got garlic in your soul.
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.
You're a vile one.You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile.
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile.
You're a foul one. You're a nasty-wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.Your soul is full of gunk.
The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."
You're a rotter. You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPBS7dVrE1U
2007-12-03 09:37:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You nauseate me.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce.
Copyright © 1957, Dr. Seuss.
2007-12-03 09:39:02 · update #1
Thank you for that wonderful self-affirmation!
2007-12-03 09:41:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes in 2007 7 on the Richter Scale
2016-05-28 01:12:24 · answer #2 · answered by julianne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mr Grinch.
2007-12-03 09:41:10 · answer #3 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. And a side of lead paint chips and salsa.
2007-12-03 15:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope.
2007-12-03 09:40:51 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ тнє σяιgιиαℓ gιяℓfяι∂αу ♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you have pegged, does this mean I'll get coal in my stocking?
2007-12-03 09:44:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and it wasn't half bad.
2007-12-03 09:41:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
No, I have not. but its a cool song
2007-12-03 09:42:02 · answer #8 · answered by Queen of Narnia 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yum?
2007-12-03 09:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋