there are 3 blondes walking and they come to a river. there is a magic tree by the river which grants three wishes and the blondes figure they can use their wishes to get across the river. the 1st blonde says i wish i was 10 times smarter so i could know how to get across the bridge. than she turns into a red head and says, i know, i'll swing on those vines. the 2nd blonde says i wish i was 100 times smarter so i could know how to get across the river. then she turns into a brunnete and says : i know, i'll build a raft using all this driftwood. the 3rd blonde says, i wish i was 1000 times smarter so i could know how to get across the bridge. than she turns into a man and walks across the bridge
please don't call me a sexist jerk or anything. i'm just tellin it how i saw it in the newspaper.
2007-11-21
05:45:53
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