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there are 3 blondes walking and they come to a river. there is a magic tree by the river which grants three wishes and the blondes figure they can use their wishes to get across the river. the 1st blonde says i wish i was 10 times smarter so i could know how to get across the bridge. than she turns into a red head and says, i know, i'll swing on those vines. the 2nd blonde says i wish i was 100 times smarter so i could know how to get across the river. then she turns into a brunnete and says : i know, i'll build a raft using all this driftwood. the 3rd blonde says, i wish i was 1000 times smarter so i could know how to get across the bridge. than she turns into a man and walks across the bridge

please don't call me a sexist jerk or anything. i'm just tellin it how i saw it in the newspaper.

2007-11-21 05:45:53 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

58 answers

Three words: LOL!

It was funny, I laughed. It's a joke, not reality. It's in no way sexist and if anyone thinks it is... time to grow up.

2007-11-21 05:50:58 · answer #1 · answered by Michael T 1 · 1 1

I don't know y, but this joke was funnier when rephrased. i heard the same joke, except it was three men trying to cross the river, and the last one turned into a woman when he wished to be a thousand times smarter..and she finally made it accross the river w/o getting wet.

2007-11-21 05:51:27 · answer #2 · answered by Uncertain Soul 6 · 0 0

I laughed.

So a redhead, a brunette and a blonde are stranded on a desert island. They find a genie in a bottle washed up on the beach one day, and he agrees to grant them each one wish.

The brunette wishes to be back at home, and poof - she's gone. The redhead thinks for a moment, then wishes to be at her boyfriend's apartment, being held. Poof, she disappears, leaving the genie and the blonde alone on the beach.

The blonde thinks for a moment, then said "I'm lonely, I wish my friends were back."

2007-11-21 05:53:24 · answer #3 · answered by Becka Gal 5 · 0 0

Surely its funny,,,,since its common sense to cross from the bridge if its available and not start preparing things like Rafts,or using swing to cross.
Its not something that man have different common sense
and female have different common sense..
its common means common sense,,,so this jokes looks more funny.....LOL

2007-11-21 05:52:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard jokes simular to that. But, reveresed. There was 3 men.....and then the guy turns into a woman. So, I dont think the joke is sexiest at all. Either way I just dont think its funny.

2007-11-21 05:51:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've heard that as being 3 men who wanted to be smarter, and the 3rd turned into a woman. It's quite amusing whichever angle you take.

2007-11-21 05:49:03 · answer #6 · answered by Suite-Pee 6 · 3 1

cheap laugh and potentially offensive. It just makes the person telling the joke look like a jerk

2007-11-21 05:51:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

theres another way to do that joke instead of the girl turning into a guy its three blonde males and the third male turns into a women
i really like that joke its pretty funny!
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2007-11-21 05:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by Nikki W 1 · 0 0

"You Think You're So Funny, And You're Tottelly Not.
You Make All These Stupid Jokes, And Nobody Laughs But You.
Since You Can't Take A Hint, I'm Telling You Stright Up....!
For Everyone's Sake..."

Shut Up....!

Well Hav A Nice Day Dude....

2007-11-21 05:50:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

I dont think it's sexiest well maybe alittle bit but overall is wasnt funny. I thought the last blonde would wish on something stupid...I dunno...I dont find it amusing

2007-11-21 05:48:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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