You and your fiancé have been invited to your mom and dad's house for dinner for the first time. Half way through dinner, your fiancé stands up and says, "I'll be right back, I gotta take a dump."
There seems to be no really genteel way of announcing publicly a dump.
And frankly, I'm not impressed with people who tell me what their going to do when they go to the bathroom in the first place. Doesn't that bother you?
People who announce it. "I'll be right back, I'm going to take a sh*t!"
Nevermind!
Do what you have to do and leave me out of it. And don't describe it when you come back." "Boy, you should have seen..." "Nevermind!" "It set off the smoke alarm."
"Nevermind!"
2007-11-16
09:32:37
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