Polls & Surveys - 31 October 2007

I had a dream last night that I was in a car crash and I could feel myself drifting away... particle by particle. I know it sounds corny, but when I woke up my whole body felt numb, like I did in my dream.

2007-10-31 03:27:19 · 12 answers · asked by Holy Macaroni! 6

2007-10-31 03:25:53 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-31 03:24:36 · 8 answers · asked by TD Euwaite? 6

and felt sad for no reason?

2007-10-31 03:22:25 · 31 answers · asked by * SeñørITA * 6

2007-10-31 03:21:32 · 40 answers · asked by Ron L 4

Pumpkin Charlie Brown" last night? It was the 40th year, and I still love it, watched it with my 4 yr old and he loved it. My favorite is Woodstock and Schroeder, who is your favorite and why?

2007-10-31 03:21:24 · 9 answers · asked by Bambam 6

If you have a friend with only 4 fingers do you still say, give me 5.. Or do they get all mad and offended?

2007-10-31 03:20:46 · 14 answers · asked by Sweet T 5

"Put that in my goodie bag!"

2007-10-31 03:16:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Mr. And Mrs. Pallone are retired. Mrs. Pallone insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Pallone loves to browse.

Here's a letter sent to her from the store.

Dear Mrs. Pallone,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores.

We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.

All complaints against Mr. Pallone are listed below.

Things Mr. Pallone has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... And watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the anti-depressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, and yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!'

And last, but not least ..

15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!'

SEND THIS ON. How could you resist?

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.

Put more laughter in your day. See you at Wal-mart.

2007-10-31 03:16:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-31 03:15:19 · 23 answers · asked by ewartesque 2

1) pay off all debt for me & my family
2) arrange to buy a nice house in the UK
3) arrange to buy a nice holiday house in Greece

2007-10-31 03:14:02 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

i just thought about it at lunch and figured it would be something cool to talk about.

2007-10-31 03:14:02 · 3 answers · asked by storeetjdjay 6

2007-10-31 03:11:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-31 03:11:34 · 20 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4

im being this guy-its pretty cool lol


http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/31215.jpg

2007-10-31 03:09:39 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-31 03:09:04 · 5 answers · asked by marm212 5

2007-10-31 03:08:02 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-31 03:06:51 · 13 answers · asked by Schumi 5

Im super mad because someone keeps deleting my questions from yesterday, my questions for today are not showing up, and, and, and.... no one likes my video :`( sob, sob, sob *sniffle*......

OOO LOOK A QUARTER!

2007-10-31 03:06:02 · 7 answers · asked by blank 3

2007-10-31 03:05:42 · 9 answers · asked by Ron L 4

do i have the almost same clue for someone in my almost all question......?

2007-10-31 03:05:30 · 6 answers · asked by Dhiraj..(DJ) 4

We have 3 Eric's and 3 Josh's... Gets a little confusing sometimes!

2007-10-31 03:05:16 · 26 answers · asked by Cowgirl Up Yours 2

2007-10-31 03:04:19 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-31 03:03:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-31 03:02:44 · 14 answers · asked by Mike M. 7

To me,it's my passion to achieve my dreams....

2007-10-31 03:02:15 · 21 answers · asked by Schumi 5

2007-10-31 03:00:22 · 11 answers · asked by Selina Kyle 5

2007-10-31 02:57:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

i had a pretty amazing one last night and just wanted to see if anybody could top mine.

thanks :]

2007-10-31 02:56:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-31 02:56:19 · 39 answers · asked by Big Boobs McGee 4