Mr. And Mrs. Pallone are retired. Mrs. Pallone insists that he go with her to Wal-Mart. He gets bored with all the shopping. He prefers to get in and get out, but Mrs. Pallone loves to browse.
Here's a letter sent to her from the store.
Dear Mrs. Pallone,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores.
We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment.
All complaints against Mr. Pallone are listed below.
Things Mr. Pallone has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... And watched what happened.
5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the anti-depressants.
11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.
12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.
13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, and yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'
14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!'
And last, but not least ..
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey, There's no toilet paper in here!'
SEND THIS ON. How could you resist?
And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day.
Put more laughter in your day. See you at Wal-mart.
2007-10-31 03:16:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
really i dont care if you dont i was just wondering
2007-10-31 03:18:27 · update #1
LOL!!!! very very funny!! i had 2 keep my hands on my mouth so the ppl here at work didnt think i'm crazy! i love it :)
2007-10-31 03:22:58 · answer #1 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really enjoyed it besides the fact it was funny, I actually saw all those things happening in real life which made it that much more enjoyable, I really liked #6. Thank You.
2007-10-31 03:48:16 · answer #2 · answered by PLEASURE pUPPY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this joke before but it was in a different format...I die of laughter...My friend's and I have actually done #1 and 5. It was hilarious!
2007-10-31 03:35:00 · answer #3 · answered by Nemos Mom 2.2.10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love number 13! I'm trying that next time I'm in Asda!
2007-10-31 03:23:23 · answer #4 · answered by Tish P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha..I did some of those at walmart! It was fun. Me and a bunch of friends..= ]
2007-10-31 03:21:21 · answer #5 · answered by XsadieX 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gives me some ideas...
2007-10-31 03:45:03 · answer #6 · answered by timekiller unlimited 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've seen this before and yes it's funny!
2007-10-31 03:22:26 · answer #7 · answered by Beach bum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny! lol
2007-10-31 03:21:36 · answer #8 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes it is funny
2007-10-31 03:27:59 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, it was kind of funny. :]
2007-10-31 03:22:16 · answer #10 · answered by SPIDER FINGERS is not a princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋