Polls & Surveys - 26 October 2007

2007-10-26 11:40:25 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-26 11:39:28 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-26 11:38:18 · 36 answers · asked by BrotherAli 2 3

what is your favorite?

2007-10-26 11:37:29 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm sick of miller lite, and I don't really like any other beer. So what's a good tasting drink to ask for? (Also tell me whats in it!)

BTW, I'm 22. :~)

THANKS!!!!!!!

2007-10-26 11:36:23 · 7 answers · asked by dolly 6

Breaking up is hard to do….
Dear Wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating
on me or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!



Dear Ex-Husband -

Nothing… has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice when you got a hair cut last week, the first thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' but my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I turned away from you when you had those
new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning ... and your silk boxers were $49.99.
After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess.
I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that with your letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me.
So take care.
Signed

Rich As Hell… and Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but Carla, my sister, was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

PPS; Pls star if you liked it! Thx.

2007-10-26 11:33:14 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

I do~
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2007-10-26 11:32:52 · 10 answers · asked by ♫♥░Kelze is like WOAH░♥♫ 3

2007-10-26 11:30:03 · 34 answers · asked by єvєrmorє *Hαs Gonє Rєtro* 4

I personally think the Elephant man & Jo Brand would take some beating.

2007-10-26 11:29:39 · 17 answers · asked by H.A.L 3

A secret that you will NEVER ever tell anyone? Not a confidence from anyone else, but one of your own. What would make you tell?

2007-10-26 11:29:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Yesterday in my Geometery class, some boy just yells out, "ASIAN JINGLES." when someone's cell phone went off.

2007-10-26 11:28:26 · 20 answers · asked by asdfghjkl; 4

2007-10-26 11:27:05 · 22 answers · asked by Mannie मञ्जुला 6

If you say you sneezed then its ok.

2007-10-26 11:26:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

Which do you choose?

-donate to an environmental group

-add to you college fund

thnx

2007-10-26 11:26:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-26 11:24:46 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

hometown??
not the whole state or a neighboring city, but your hometown

2007-10-26 11:23:18 · 21 answers · asked by GOLDENFAIRY 7

all the time?
sometimes, do you really just want to give someone a piece of your mind?

2007-10-26 11:23:12 · 19 answers · asked by sweetie 5

2007-10-26 11:22:48 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I asked my honey to hang a candle holder on the wall and he spent half hour going over a 3 foot area trying to find a stud. It went off in the same spot 8 times but he had to try and find another stud. Its a small wall about 3 feet how long should he have stood there trying to figure it out? I asked him after a half hour what he was doing and he told me trying to find a stud. I asked what is wrong with the one you found 8 times? Are all guys like this????

2007-10-26 11:22:13 · 47 answers · asked by Kookie M 5

I know they never say, but they drop hints.

2007-10-26 11:22:06 · 21 answers · asked by Michelle 2

2007-10-26 11:21:31 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-26 11:20:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-26 11:20:01 · 20 answers · asked by Andrea / Princess Bitchalot 6

2007-10-26 11:19:11 · 20 answers · asked by Chav Princess 7

well, what if you decided you like the other one better? kinda akward when you dump the first, right?
omg, dinner would be so weird.

2007-10-26 11:18:46 · 7 answers · asked by sweetie 5

Skiny women or thick women?

2007-10-26 11:17:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Or is it a glitch that I can't get to my 360 from my profile anymore?

2007-10-26 11:15:45 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

Okay, I'm listening to "I am a Highway" by Audioslave & I'm remembering stuff. Like who I go to school w/. Knowing I will maybe never see some of them again. The cold nights. It's so peaceful, don't you think? I look outside & it looks so peaceful. So beautiful. I love it. October means Halloween is here. So, have you had that not forgetting time in your life?

2007-10-26 11:12:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

you only have 2 minutes untill you die, and the last two minutes of your life you can do anything you like - what would you do?

2007-10-26 11:12:24 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-10-26 11:11:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous