Now I know you don't like long questions, but this is very important - so stick with it, okay?
"Bugger!" shouted the princess as she pricked her finger and went to sleep for a 100 years.
Eventually Mr Handsome clogs along on his horse, sees this old house that's falling to pieces, kicks the door in, brushes a 100 years of cobwebs aside, sees princess and gives her one (a kiss, that is).
She wakes up, "Hello Darlin'" and ever after.
Question: What is it with this bloke that goes round kissing women aged 121?
She's been laying there since her 21st with nothing to eat - she must be all bones. But she must have had water. So where's all the pee?
Good grief, this 121 year old princess has been laying there for 100 years in her own pee, breath smelling, house falling down, and this bloke fancies her?
Aw, come on!
There must be a name for a geezer like that.
Probably Desperate!
2007-10-17
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