Polls & Surveys - 20 September 2007

I think they might be to big and I need a breast reduction?

2007-09-20 03:34:36 · 10 answers · asked by ~FingerBang the Tongue Lasher~ 1

You exceed your limit of messages you can send in a day and you can't answer someone who has written you.

2007-09-20 03:34:34 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

The boss walked into the office one morning, not knowing his zipper was
down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and
said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage
door?" The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked
into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork,
he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then
understood his assistant's question about his "garage door." He headed out
for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door
was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?" She smiled and said,
"No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.

2007-09-20 03:34:24 · 10 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4

Just a little humor to brighten your day.

>>> SMART *** ANSWER #6
>>> It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
>>> "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
>>> John, seated in front.
>>> "What are my choices?" John asked.
>>> "Yes or no," she replied.
>>>
>>> SMART *** ANSWER #5
>>> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
>>> gate to check tickets.
>>> As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
>>> ticket and he opened
>>> his trench coat and flashed her.
>>> Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see
>>> your ticket, not your stub."
>>>
>>> SMART *** ANSWER #4
>>> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store
but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

>>> She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
>>> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


>>> SMART *** ANSWER #3
>>> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
>>> rolled down his window.
>>> "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
>>> The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
>>> When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
>>> without a ticket.
>>>
>>> SMART *** ANSWER #2
>>> A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up
that
>>> Reads, " Low Bridge Ahead."
>>> Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets
stuck
>>> under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
>>> Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks to
>>> the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?"
>>> The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran
out
of
>>> gas."
>>>
>>> SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
>>> A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
>>> "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
>>> tomorrow.
>>> I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
illness,
>>> or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
>>> no other excuses whatsoever!"
>>> A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What
>>> would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter
>>> sexual exhaustion?"
>>> The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
>>> When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
student,
>>> shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to
write
the
>>> exam with your other hand."

2007-09-20 03:33:36 · 25 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4

2007-09-20 03:32:53 · 13 answers · asked by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6

2007-09-20 03:32:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:31:56 · 12 answers · asked by ♣JªYs!ñ 3²™ 6

Who did you give your FIRST best answer too and what was the question?

2007-09-20 03:31:42 · 7 answers · asked by rcds23 6

2007-09-20 03:31:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

For me, it would have to be applying moisturizer or lotion. I don't know why!

2007-09-20 03:31:14 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:30:18 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:29:28 · 36 answers · asked by Nellie Angel 4

Hope everybody has a blissful day.....

2007-09-20 03:28:53 · 40 answers · asked by karens lovinlife 6

And why?

2007-09-20 03:27:58 · 24 answers · asked by Blueyez 2

2007-09-20 03:27:57 · 53 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm 24.

2007-09-20 03:26:49 · 17 answers · asked by Mike 1

have sex on a first date ?

2007-09-20 03:26:03 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:24:35 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

write down the question?
and do tell how did it felt?

2007-09-20 03:24:06 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:23:54 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:22:43 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:21:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

....because I got a new monkey on my back and it looks scared?

2007-09-20 03:21:44 · 6 answers · asked by Ronatnyu 7

2007-09-20 03:18:12 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:14:50 · 23 answers · asked by Nasty McCain 4

He can't have gone far.... I turn my back for 5 weeks and that's what happens!!!
I don't WANT a new Turtle! I want THAT Turtle.

2007-09-20 03:14:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:14:37 · 6 answers · asked by kk loves richie sambora 6

2007-09-20 03:13:28 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:12:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-09-20 03:12:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous