funny?...or not?

Question

Just a little humor to brighten your day.

>>> SMART *** ANSWER #6
>>> It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline.
>>> "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked
>>> John, seated in front.
>>> "What are my choices?" John asked.
>>> "Yes or no," she replied.
>>>
>>> SMART *** ANSWER #5
>>> A flight attendant was stationed at the departure
>>> gate to check tickets.
>>> As a man approached, she extended her hand for the
>>> ticket and he opened
>>> his trench coat and flashed her.
>>> Without missing a beat, she said, "Sir, I need to see
>>> your ticket, not your stub."
>>>
>>> SMART *** ANSWER #4
>>> A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store
but she couldn't find one big enough for her family.

>>> She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
>>> The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."


>>> SMART *** ANSWER #3
>>> The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
>>> rolled down his window.
>>> "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said.
>>> The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."
>>> When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way
>>> without a ticket.
>>>
>>> SMART *** ANSWER #2
>>> A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up
that
>>> Reads, " Low Bridge Ahead."
>>> Before he knows it, the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets
stuck
>>> under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.
>>> Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and
walks to
>>> the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck,
huh?"
>>> The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran
out
of
>>> gas."
>>>
>>> SMART *** ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007
>>> A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
>>> "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
>>> tomorrow.
>>> I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury,
illness,
>>> or a death in your immediate family, but that's it,
>>> no other excuses whatsoever!"
>>> A smart-*** guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked,
"What
>>> would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and
utter
>>> sexual exhaustion?"
>>> The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering.
>>> When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the
student,
>>> shakes her head and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to
write
the
>>> exam with your other hand."

Answer 1

haahahaaha. Mike Wazowski gives it a two thumbs uP! :)

Answer 2

Ohhhh! That last one was killer! I acctually laughed out loud!

Answer 3

LOL!!! I needed a laugh this morning

Answer 4

lol, these are good ones, have a star :3

Answer 5

those were good>thanks for the laugh

Answer 6

FUNNY-A THUMBS UP-10

Answer 7

hahahahahahah

thx for laughing, now i go back to work

Answer 8

Very funny, very good! All your jokes are!

Answer 9

Thx, I needed that!

Answer 10

I thought all were very funny except for the first one. thanks i needed a laugh=D