The boss walked into the office one morning, not knowing his zipper was
down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and
said, "This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage
door?" The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked
into his office puzzled by the question. As he finished his paperwork,
he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then
understood his assistant's question about his "garage door." He headed out
for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, "When my garage door
was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?" She smiled and said,
"No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires.
2007-09-20 03:34:24 · 10 answers · asked by siobhansofie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
you crack me up girl*!*
2007-09-20 03:40:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-26 19:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Funny!
2007-09-20 03:41:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your good!
Q: What do you call a turtle with an erection?
A: A slow poke.
Q: Why cant you hear rabbits having sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
2007-09-20 03:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a doozy>>thanks for the laugh
2007-09-20 03:43:51 · answer #5 · answered by ♥dancer♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW! where are you getting all this?
2007-09-20 03:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by ihaveaurinalathome! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. :D
2007-09-20 03:40:28 · answer #7 · answered by Miss_Cookie _Monster 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice!
2007-09-20 03:46:55 · answer #8 · answered by Neev 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO......so funny:)
2007-09-20 03:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by keket 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, good one ^^
2007-09-20 03:40:50 · answer #10 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋