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2007-09-20 03:12:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

14 answers

speed dating?

2007-09-20 03:31:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

Sorry, as long as you are a Jedi, you will not score - the Jedi Council will not allow it - they get jealous of all you young one's because no one wants the older Jedi. So, my advice is to turn to the Dark Side.

2007-09-20 14:54:13 · answer #2 · answered by yahweh_is_the_lord 3 · 1 1

Jedi are forbidden to form romantic relationships, Padawan. A deeper understanding of the Force and immersion it its lessons will allow you to sublimate your base instincts and desires.

2007-09-20 10:18:47 · answer #3 · answered by Lord Bearclaw of Gryphon Woods 7 · 1 3

May the Whore be with you young Jedi.

2007-09-20 10:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by ~FingerBang the Tongue Lasher~ 1 · 2 2

Maybe...quit pretending to be a Jedi, that might work!

2007-09-20 10:22:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

This is when those Jedi mind tricks come in handy..."You will let me buy you a drink." "You will come back to my place." ...

Either that or you could ask the ladies if they'd like to "handle your lightsaber."

2007-09-20 10:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by luckythirteen 6 · 2 2

Wave your hand in front of your intended, and repeat after me, "This is the Jedi you were looking for."

2007-09-20 10:16:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 3

Just be careful when swinging your Sabre around you may poke her eye out or something , and you may want to keep a sheath around it so not to contract a stellar case of intergalactic VD .

2007-09-20 12:03:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Get yourself a milenium falcon. That really turns the ladys on. Lol.

2007-09-20 10:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 3 2

Just follow your feeling, remember the force will guide you. Good luck my apprentice. May the force be with you..

2007-09-20 10:19:11 · answer #10 · answered by Enigmatic A 5 · 0 3

use the force and do what the guy did in the film pretty cool

2007-09-20 10:17:16 · answer #11 · answered by Lasagna delivery guy 5 · 0 2

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