He can't have gone far.... I turn my back for 5 weeks and that's what happens!!!
I don't WANT a new Turtle! I want THAT Turtle.
2007-09-20 03:14:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sorry, I thought it was a meat pie. Nice crust.
2007-09-20 03:20:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
We are the Peoples Lobby and we have taken your turtle as our hostage. Here are our demands. 1. 20 % of the UK must defrost their freezers by Saturday. 2. 50 % must not watch Ant and Dec on Saturday. 3. Lots of fresh fish preferably Oak Smoked Haddock. 4 £20 in used five pound notes. If our demands are not met by 10 pm on Saturday we will send you his shell and a further list of demands. Long live the Peoples Lobby. X
2007-09-20 03:33:48 · answer #2 · answered by Lo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awww. This is your second turtle question of the day. Maybe the Yahoo people took him to make you spend your points.
2007-09-20 03:19:39 · answer #3 · answered by LEMON the good life 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It probably thought you're never gonna come back so it went and joined Ninja turtles. Sorry there's no hope left!
2007-09-20 12:25:27 · answer #4 · answered by Shaz 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey after seeing your old Turtle I can well understand why you don't want a new one. It would never be the same!!
:-)))
2007-09-20 04:55:43 · answer #5 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He took the opportunity while you were away to visit his cousins in Japan ( ninjas ) ! He is coming back but hasn't said when. To be honest I think he was a bit peeved because you abandoned him for five weeks !
2007-09-20 03:39:15 · answer #6 · answered by chezliz 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I am so sorry. It took me so darn long to break his shell but he sure made some great soup. I still have some left in the fridge if you want me to send you his remains.
2007-09-20 06:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Nobody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The turtle soup was fabulous. lol
2007-09-20 03:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by northern lass 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He's not really gone, he's just playing hide n' seek again. He's pulled his head into his shell and he's posing as a rock.
2007-09-20 03:23:05 · answer #9 · answered by mahoganychik@yahoo.com 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Leave him alone, and he'll come home, wagging his tail behind him.
It might take another five weeks, though.
2007-09-20 10:05:09 · answer #10 · answered by Madame M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋