Everyone relates to the embarrassment of calling their teacher 'Mum or Dad'.
Everyone had an Uncle who tried to steal their nose.
No one ever dares to make a cup-a-soup in a bowl.
No one's ever met anyone who has had there arm broken by a swan.
Triangular sandwiches always taste nicer than square ones.
No one knows where at least 50% of their coathangers came from.
Every man has at some point pulled the chain/lever half way through and tried to beat the flush.
Your dog that gets mad at you when you blow in his face, is the same dog who loves to hang his head out of the
car- window when you're travelling at speed.
Got any more?
2007-09-18
03:58:04
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