Polls & Surveys - 30 August 2007

If I kept asking this same question, how many times would you answer it before you got tired of it?

(I brought back the original format by popular demand. Genius.)

2007-08-30 17:10:33 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

Such as: if your at a funeral,your friend looks really horrendous, an old person falls or someone gets hit with something....the list goes on....and your expected not to laugh


question is....Do you anyways?

2007-08-30 17:10:00 · 11 answers · asked by Ms. V 5

tell me what your scared of! I happen to be terrified of clowns and Im curious to see if anyone else has a strange phobia like mine

2007-08-30 17:09:24 · 6 answers · asked by Kimmypop 2

surprisingly good, no?

2007-08-30 17:09:23 · 16 answers · asked by Smokeahontis© 4

I see everyone else with several ontheir screennames..how do i do it?

2007-08-30 17:08:55 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

Surrender??

for me, it's the realization that I can LET GO of that which I cannot control.

2007-08-30 17:07:54 · 12 answers · asked by 100% ♥Creole♥ 7

Like work, bills, family, problems in the world, the war, and so on and so on? How do you deal with it?

2007-08-30 17:07:14 · 19 answers · asked by REALISTIC 3

I almost freaked out when I saw "Honey Sempei" on my contact list because I had no idea who he/she was. Then i clicked his name then found that it was one of my regular contacts but changed his name and picture lol. I was kinda freaked for a while. lol.

2007-08-30 17:07:12 · 7 answers · asked by ♥ Cute T ♥ 5

She's just living the celeb life.

2007-08-30 17:04:46 · 22 answers · asked by . 1

Tonight I suddenly wish I was back in college

2007-08-30 17:04:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

and if we do, what kind? if their poisonous, can we die?

2007-08-30 17:03:57 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous

------Marina-----
Is it a nice name i mean? I feel like it could be better.! Like Adrianna...Diana..Crystal.! Please be honest n tell me how my name (Marina) Sounds.!!! Thanks.:-).

--Oh n plizz dont tell me what it remind you of. Like dont say a Marine...boat or a sea. lol. Ive heard enough of it.!

2007-08-30 17:03:41 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-30 17:01:12 · 21 answers · asked by ? 3

Is this by choice? or work, family...etc

2007-08-30 17:00:11 · 21 answers · asked by FoodFitnessLife 3

1Km north pancakes and coffee
1.3Km northeast pancakes with icecream & hot chocolate
500m east scones and ice coffee
807msoutheast scones and coffee
1.8Km south chocolate pudding and coffee
738m southwest butterscots pudding and chocolate
2k west strawberry and icecream and frapp coffee
8300cm northwest just a chocolate icecream small comb

2007-08-30 16:59:26 · 1 answers · asked by jobees 6

isn't that sad?

2007-08-30 16:59:17 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous

haha yes all the time

2007-08-30 16:58:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I need friends around me for when I get scared.

2007-08-30 16:58:20 · 4 answers · asked by Havana Brown 5

We had a Macintosh with a 14.4K modem and dialup internet. It must have been 1993 or 1994

2007-08-30 16:57:55 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-30 16:57:51 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

&& didn't realize it until you got to work/school/in the car..

2007-08-30 16:57:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-30 16:56:27 · 32 answers · asked by shadowkat6927 4

bug, do you step on it quick or do you do it slow???

2007-08-30 16:55:58 · 24 answers · asked by el mismo 2

or the big things?

2007-08-30 16:55:38 · 23 answers · asked by Lea 6

ive been told that twice this week by two totally different people....but i dont think it does.

2007-08-30 16:55:16 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-30 16:54:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-30 16:54:17 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6

2007-08-30 16:54:11 · 9 answers · asked by wolflady 6

If nothing else, this will give you a good soul cleansing laugh . . .

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy,
painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the
wax.

Read on. . .

My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner,
play with the kids.

I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next
few hours:

"Maybe I should pull the waxing kit out of the medicine cabinet."

So I headed to the site of my demise: the bathroom.

It was one of those "cold wax" kits.

No melting a clump of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your
hand, they get warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg
(or wherever else) and you pull the hair right off.

No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be?

I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to
figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)

So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each other
stuck together.

Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in so I get out the
hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold wax," yeah...right!) I
lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around it tight and pull. It works!

OK, so it wasn't the best feeling, but it wasn't too bad. I can do this!

Hair removal no longer eludes me!

I am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin
extraordinaire.

With my next wax strip I move north.

After checking on the kids, I sneak back into the bathroom, for the
ultimate hair fighting championship.

I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.

Using the same procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of
my bikini line, covering the right half of my hoo-ha and stretching down
to the inside of my butt cheek (it was a long strip).

I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRRRIIIIPPP!!!!

I'm blind!!!

Blinded from pain!!!!....

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!

Vision returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the
strip. CRAP!

Another deep breath and RIIIPP! Everything is spinning and spotted.

I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...must stay conscious.

Do I hear crashing drums???

Breathe, breathe.................

OK, back to normal.

I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused
me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it.

I want to revel in the glory that is my triumph over body hair.

I hold up the strip!

There's no hair on it.

Where is the hair???

WHERE IS THE WAX???

Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet.

I see the hair.

The hair that should be on the strip...it's not!

I touch.

I am touching wax.

I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which is now
covered in cold wax and matted hair.

Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped
upon the toilet?

I know I need to do something.

So I put my foot down.

Sealed shut!

My butt is sealed shut.

Sealed shut!

I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and
think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My head may
pop off!"

What can I do to melt the wax?

Hot water!! Hot water melts wax!!

I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get in, immerse
the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can gently wipe it
off, right???

*WRONG!!!!!!!*

I get in the tub - The water is slightly hotter than that used to
torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.

Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued
together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom of
the tub...in scalding hot water.

Which, by the way, doesn't melt cold wax.

So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cemented
myself to the porcelain!!

God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone
put in the bathroom!!!!!

I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some
secret of how to get me undone.

It's a very good conversation starter "So, my butt and hoo-ha are glued
together to the bottom of the tub!"

There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for removal
but she does try to hide her laughter from me.

She wants to know exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking
cheeks or hole or hoo-ha?"

She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her.

I give her the rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of
the box.

YEAH!!!!! Right!!

I should be the joke of someone else's night.

While we go through various solutions. I resort to trying to scrape the
wax off with a razor .

Nothing feels better than to have your girlie goodies covered in hot
wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water and then
dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!

By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and I'm
pretty sure I'm going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this
event.

My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving
grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax.

What do I really have to lose at this point?

I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my
friend.

It's sooo painful, but I really don't care.

"IT WORKS!!

It works !!" I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs
up.

I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my
grief and despair....

THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF IT!

So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by now.

Nothing hurts.

I could have amputated my own leg at this point.

Next week I'm going to try hair color......

Tomorrow will be a better day.

2007-08-30 16:54:01 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-30 16:53:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous