Polls & Surveys - 13 August 2007

Yeah I know, I've asked this before. But I want some new funny answers.

2007-08-13 14:26:57 · 22 answers · asked by ♠lAUGhTERZ 5

2007-08-13 14:24:20 · 12 answers · asked by biodegradable insane asylum 5

2007-08-13 14:23:42 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous

Im going to highschool and Im really nervous. Any tips?

2007-08-13 14:23:17 · 7 answers · asked by Nazy 3

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 pints of beer. "What happened to you?" asked the barman.

The man replied "I just learned that after all these thirty years, it turns out my father is gay!" "Ouch." says the barman.

The next day he returns and orders the same thing. "What now?" Says the barman.

"Right after learning my father was gay, I learned my brother was also gay! I might be next, man!" The barman is speechless, but all he wanted to say was displayed on his face.

The next day, the man returns, sad as ever, and orders 15 pints this time.

"What the hell!? Doesn't anyone in your family like women!?" the barman asks. The man looks up from his sadness, and slowly responds...

"Yeah, my wife."

2007-08-13 14:22:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:20:27 · 44 answers · asked by Lisa the Pooh 7

Mine is Food & Drink because I love to eat.

I love food.

2007-08-13 14:19:41 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:16:15 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous

the blonde reported for her university finals examination
wich consits of "yes/no" type questions.

she takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet-yes for heads and no for tails>

within a halfan hour, she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating out.

during the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating.

the moderator, alarmed,approaches her and ask what is going on.

"i finshed the exam in half an hour, but" she says
"i am recheking my answers."

2007-08-13 14:15:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

What are they like?

2007-08-13 14:15:00 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:14:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:12:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

and i mean like arnold schawrzengger in 1975

2007-08-13 14:11:27 · 5 answers · asked by MARKOS KRUGER 5

2007-08-13 14:11:00 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just wanted to know? lol

2007-08-13 14:10:55 · 20 answers · asked by Angel of Death says F-IT! 6

suprisingly, they call me Troll at work.

2007-08-13 14:10:43 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm thinking about getting the Motorola W385 but I had 2 questions about it...

this is the phone: http://www.verizonwireless.com/b2c/store/controller?item=phoneFirst&action=viewPhoneDetail&selectedPhoneId=3096&changingCompletedOrder=

1. Do you like it? (any problems?)
2. Does it have caller ID when someone calls? (like in that strip on the outside)?

thank you!!

2007-08-13 14:09:17 · 2 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7

2007-08-13 14:09:15 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

A boy asked, "Is Ciara really a man?" & then he asked another question, "Is Ciara's REAL name ERIC Harris?" & so I said, "You're so stupid!" & I got a Violation Notice (-10 pts.) plus another -2 points for the answer being deleted. Therefore, I lost 12 points.

But he knew he was just trying to be funny & trying to seek attention.

2007-08-13 14:09:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:09:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:08:29 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:08:24 · 31 answers · asked by Eric Inri 6

Or depressed? Well I'm a little bit of both right now. Man they are brutal over there.

2007-08-13 14:07:22 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:07:17 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm starting to lose my voice and right now...I can't afford to do that! I'm a camp counselor so all I do is talk, talk, talk! Anyone have any good remedies that will help me so I won't lose my voice? Any help would be great! Thanks!

(I know I put this in the Polls and Survey catergory...I'm hoping more people will respond...)

2007-08-13 14:07:06 · 11 answers · asked by Yanks4Life23519 7

2007-08-13 14:06:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:05:30 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:04:53 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-08-13 14:04:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

Where is the love?

2007-08-13 14:04:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous