Yeah I know, I've asked this before. But I want some new funny answers.
2007-08-13 14:26:57 · 22 answers · asked by ♠lAUGhTERZ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lol thanks for the funny answers so far
2007-08-13 14:35:43 · update #1
"i wonder if he saw me putting donuts in the car??"
"i think i only had 12 ocifers mister beer"
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
Didn't I see you get your *** kicked on COPS?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
If an officer says: "Gee son... your eyes look red! Have you been drinking?" Don't say: "Gee officer...your eyes look glazed! Have you been eating doughnuts?"
Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
2007-08-13 14:56:34 · answer #1 · answered by Neal S 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh no! Think fast Susan... what excuse can I use this time?! This isn't really funny, but it's the truth! lol
2007-08-13 21:38:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wonder if he's lonely? Maybe he just wants someone to talk to!
Maybe he wants to give me a good citizen award for courteous driving!
I wonder how cops get their shoes so shiny, maybe I'll ask him.
2007-08-13 21:37:10 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Badwrench 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh my gosh... i hope he's hot..my hair is a mess oh man i knew i should've skipped the onions....why did i have to wear this shirt it's wayyy tooo low cut.....i wonder if he's married..uh oh was i speeding?
2007-08-13 21:38:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that i should start crying and tell him i'm about to crap my pants... thinking maybe this would entice him to let me go b/c he feels sorry for me. never been pulled over though, so i've never had the chance to try it out...
2007-08-13 21:31:50 · answer #5 · answered by lilacgirl 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is my lipstick fresh, and how round can I make my mouth without looking ridiculous?
2007-08-13 21:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by Molly 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
"If I wasn't supposed to drive that fast, why does the speedometer go to 140?!"
2007-08-13 21:39:45 · answer #7 · answered by Inkey 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
dammit, i forgot to unload the body from my trunk
2007-08-13 21:34:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Damn...I hope this n*gga ain't got no warnts
2007-08-13 21:31:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
how much $ is it going to be this time
2007-08-13 21:30:49 · answer #10 · answered by Juillet 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋