While it would be tempting to hand him in to the authorities and collect the big reward, I think I'd not be able to resist having some fun and games.
Obviously, I'd keep him out of harm's way, so he can't go round blowing people up etc., but I think I'd make him pay for us to take a world tour together. Then I'd take snapshot photos of us at well known tourist sites around the globe, such as the pyramids, Eiffel Tower, etc. and send them to Bush as postcards saying "wish you were here?"
Since postcards never arrive before you come home, I reckon we'd get a fair few miles done before anyone found us - I mean, even if somebody recognised him, what's the chances of anyone believing them when they make the phone call to the police:
"Yeah, hi, er - I've just seen Osama Bin Laden handcuffed to a big white bloke shaking hands with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland...."
What would you do?
2007-07-26
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