In the unlikely event of you discovering the whereabouts of Osama Bin Laden, what would you do?

Question

While it would be tempting to hand him in to the authorities and collect the big reward, I think I'd not be able to resist having some fun and games.

Obviously, I'd keep him out of harm's way, so he can't go round blowing people up etc., but I think I'd make him pay for us to take a world tour together. Then I'd take snapshot photos of us at well known tourist sites around the globe, such as the pyramids, Eiffel Tower, etc. and send them to Bush as postcards saying "wish you were here?"

Since postcards never arrive before you come home, I reckon we'd get a fair few miles done before anyone found us - I mean, even if somebody recognised him, what's the chances of anyone believing them when they make the phone call to the police:

"Yeah, hi, er - I've just seen Osama Bin Laden handcuffed to a big white bloke shaking hands with Mickey Mouse at Disneyland...."

What would you do?

Answer 1

I'd take him to Walmart on a saturday afternoon, he may cool his jets about Americans and feel sorry for us instead of pissed off.

Answer 2

The best part is, the people who claim to give a reward to anyone who finds Osama, are the same people who have created Osama during the Afghan-Russian war between 1979-1989. And the irony is that they know where Osama is living at this moment. All this Capture Osama dead or alive is just a farce. Afghanistan is the world's biggest producers of dry fruits and opium and that is the prime reason USA is interested in having its base there. So even if i knew where Osama was, i wouldnt bother doing anything.

Answer 3

Get the phone-cam rolling, calmly notify the authorities with positive ID, and then discreetly step away while monitoring the situation.

Then collect the huge reward, then sort of drop off the face of the earth and live the rest of my life in luxury.

Answer 4

Well myself as amusing as this sounds, I'd be more tempted to putting a bullet in his head. ONLY after shooting him in the legs, arms, hands, feet you get the picture. BUT I'd also want to know if the reward is good for DEAD or alive. If DEAD then I'd go with my initial thoughts. But if not then I most likely would just take the reward.

Answer 5

I would restrain him, and transport him back to the US. Then, I would reserve a large venue in NYC...perhaps Madison Square Garden. The audience would be filled with friends and family members of 9/11 victims.

I would give each person a nice jagged rock to throw at him and his sufferage would be displayed on the jumbo tron!

Answer 6

You have a great sense of humor, you ought to do standup comedy, you would really be good at it, friend, you are a natural at making people laugh, especially so early in the morning.

Thanks for starting my day off making me laugh!
Now, I can look forward to a Great Day!

Answer 7

He's currently at a 3 story mansion in Northern Pakistan.

And I haven't done a thing.

Answer 8

I would shoot him in the head and drag him behind my truck and collect the sweetest check on this Earth and use those funds to hunt down others that espouse Islam- foreign or domestic.

Answer 9

torture him for abit for fun, rip he`s eyes out then hand him over to the aurtorities. id give the money to the families of the 9/11 victims.

Answer 10

Have you ever seen Hostel?

Well lets just say he would be tired to one of those big chairs and i would be holding a Power saw in my hand...

XD